weather

When I was little (around 5/6 y.o,) and there were thunderstorms my grandmother would tell me that God was angry and I would get terrified. Then when I was a little older, I remember me and my cousins spending the summer at my grandmother's house and they told me that thunder was God bowling and getting a strike. So for the longest time I thought God got very angry when he bowling in heaven

omiridi

My dad told me fog was just clouds sleeping. and some of them were lazy and fell asleep right on the road. I always felt a little sad when we ran over them :[

Victoria

When I was little and riding in the car with my mom I would stare at the sun and I would sneeze (I loved to sneeze). I thought I had superpowers, or that I was allergic to the sun.

Jessica

I used to believe that tornadoes were spinning jack-o-lanterns in the air bent on destroying my house.

Anon

When I was little, up until about the age of 18, I couldn't figure out how worms ended up on the sidewalk after it rained. I just assumed they fell from the sky. God, I am smart.

CC

I used to believe clouds disappeared at night. I didn't know where they went or why some nights I could see stars and others I couldn't.

Andrea

I used to believe that when it rained or snowed where we lived, it was raining or snowing all over the rest of the entire world too.

Carrie

I used to believe that driving caused the clouds to move.

Anon

I used to believe that I could control the wind.

Anon

Thanks to an older cousin, I used to believe that tornadoes were alive and could actually see us, so that’s why we had to hide in a hallway without windows during tornado drills in elementary school.

Andi

That Icould hide the sun with clouds at my will, and it did work everytime.

Anon

I used to believe that clouds were created by steam trains and I was worried about what would happen if steam trains stopped running completely.

Nira

I used to believe that clouds were giant blocks of ice covered in cat hair.

Lucy

Between about 4-6 I used to believe that the wind came from the clouds moving.

Not so clever

When I was a little kid, I used to think that jets' exhaust was what created the clouds

Anon

I once knew a girl who used to believe that the sun was actaully a really bright gold fish very high up.

meow

I used to believe that the angels sat up in the clouds and when it rained they were throwing buckets of water off the edge of the clouds. I would watch the rain looking for gaps thinking that was when they had to run and fill their buckets with more water.

MOMMA D