nature: weather

I used to believe there was one set of clouds that went around the world.

I always thought there was some guy on a tall ladder watering the clouds.

when i was a child, i used to believe the clouds were made out of cotton.

Up until middle school, whenever someone said "Wind Chill Factor" I thought it was wind shield factor, until one winter I wanted to go outside and play in the snow, and someone told me "but the wind chill factor is 3 degrees" and I said "Don't worry, we won't go near the wind shield".

I used to think that the clouds moving makes wind.

I used to be convinced that rain happened when God was taking a shower; snow happened when God had dandruff; lightning was when the lightbulbs in God's house burned out, and the following thunder was when God got angry because the lights had gone out and then growled (or something like that) at them.

one i was a child i used to belive that sun shine just in my contrey.

i used to believe that when it rains, the angel and dead people were crying,

when there was snow Jezus was shaking his cushin so the feathers from inside would fall on earth

Rain is God peeing. I don't remember if I believed that entirely, or just thought "what if?"

i thought snow was gods dandrift
when it was snowing on the bus ride to school i ran up and down the isle scriming GEZZ GOD TAKE A SHOWER!!

I used to believe that the weather forcasters on the TV actually created the weather and made the decission on what it was going to to.

I used to believe that rain was angels crying.

When I was little (around 5/6 y.o,) and there were thunderstorms my grandmother would tell me that God was angry and I would get terrified. Then when I was a little older, I remember me and my cousins spending the summer at my grandmother's house and they told me that thunder was God bowling and getting a strike. So for the longest time I thought God got very angry when he bowling in heaven

When I was a kid I used to believe that shadows can change and kill you, I was so scared that I never looked at the ground. I found out the truth when my friends used my shadow to hide from the sunlight, so that means my shadow does nothing.

I use to believe when the it thundered outside that's god was angry or when it rain that God was sad and that those were his tears

I used to believe that German people were called clouds