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I used to believe that, by moving their branches from one side to another, trees made wind.

— Pilar

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Factories make clouds

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Rain was God taking a piss.

— Jamie

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When I was young, I used to think that windmills in fields started the wind.

— Andrew P.F.

When i was about 5, i'd play barbies in front of the window because the sun beams would always shine on the carpet. So i made my barbie's go tanning in the sunbeams and i noticed that the sunbeams would go away and then come back and i looked out the window and see that the sun was still out but there were no sunbeams. My mom was sitting near me on the couch and i asked her "When the sunbeams go away, is the sun breathing?" and she said "yes" but i don't think she was really paying attention. So for the longest time i thought everytime the sun went away, it was inhaling and when it exhaled the sun came back. Stupid me, later i found out it was just a cloud in front of the sun.

— Strawberri

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when I was young I believed that when God was angry and sad, that's when we see rain and thunder...

— lily

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I used to believe that whenever it rained, god was pissing on the world.

Anon

when i was young i used to think hail was made out salt water, like from the ocean

— n_carter

When it rain, i though God just threw a bucket of water to water the plants.

— Jonathan Marin

I used to think clouds were countries!

— Mich

I use to believe that when it storm that God was doing his work. And when the sun came out while it was raining , that the devil was beating his wife.

— marilyn

I used to believe…

used to believe that clouds were porridge

— ian k

I used to believe when i got on a plane and the windows were open i can touch the clouds.

— Gala

If you stepped on a Beetle, it would rain.

— jez

I used to believe that when it rains God is crying.

— jing

I used to believe that when it rained God was peeing on me.

— Renae

when i was child and a rainbow occured,i thought that all resources in earth has been finished and human is no longer able to live.

— alireza joon

When I was a child I used to belived that the clouds
came down to drink water.

— Efrain

when i was about between the ages 6 and 8 i didn't like to go to sleep because i was afraid that a tornado would come and kill me in the middle of the night. and my mother still wonders why i would always put the milk in the cupboard and the cereal in the fridge...

— socko

THE WIND CHILL FACTORY - OK.

— Adam Schefter

when i was younger i used to believe clouds was light!!!!!!!!!

— Pauline

When I was around the age of 4 When it used to rain really heavily I thought God was crying. So every night it rained I would pray and tell him "everythings going to be okay" -- Bless.

— Sporque;;

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