i used to believe

Established in 2002 and now featuring 74885 beliefs!

sections

animals
at home
bad habits
body functions
body parts
death
food
grown-ups
kids
language
make-believe
media
music
nature
neighbourhood
people
religion
school
science
sex
the law
the past
the world
time
toilets
transport

going shopping

Show most recent or highest rated first.

page 20 of 22

< 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19  20  21 22 >


I used to believe that every time i went in a store that the grown ups had to buy me something.

jvf
score for this belief : 3.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

My Mother used to play games (more for her benefit) with me when I was young. She used to tell me that store mannequins were actually real, live people who were paid to stand still all day and model clothing. She used to tell me to go and talk to them while she shopped because they get lonely. So, here I was, 3 or 4 years old, talking to mannequins all the time. When I asked her why they never talked back, she simply replied, "Well, they will get fired, they're not allowed to." Love ya' Mom!

Lisa Lynette
score for this belief : 3.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

I used to believe that the "black market" was a physical flea market somewhere in Central America where you could buy stolen paintings and Russian tanks.

Shannon Hubbell
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

When i was 5 or 6 or something I was convinced that if you did not have enough money for something that the shop keeper would not only give you the item but would also hand over the money your were short of. It wasn't until the nice lady in the sweet shop explained it to me that that wasn't what getting change was about. And that had to happen in the first time i went out with just my younger brother and myself. Embarrassing or what! ... Hmm, that may explain my aversion to capitalism in later life.

~Ra thinks: Just gimmi the sweets lady!
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

The supermarket my mother frequented placed the Wise potato chips on the bottom shelf.
As a preschooler I used to run down the chip aisle in fear because I believed that the eye on every single bag of Wise potato chips was staring at me.
I believed that they wanted to "get me."

Anon
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

My sister would always bring a lunch size bag of potato chips whenever we went to a department store. She didn't eat them herself, she would feed them to the mannequins. She believed that they came to life after the store was closed and they were relying on children to leave some food behind because adults did not know they were alive.

Little Lisa's Sister
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

In the parking lot of the shopping mall once, my mother and I were talking and my younger sisters (aged 2 and 3 at the time) were in the backseat complaining loudly that they wanted to leave. So my mother told them that if they didn't behave those people coming out of the mall, the *mall people* were going to come and take them away.

It became very easy from that point on to discipline my little sisses. We would just tell them, "Don't make me call the mall people!" This did, however, cause them to be afraid of shopping malls for many years.

Stephanie
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

My son used to believe that the "no candy" line in the grocery store meant you couldn't be in that line if you wanted to purchase candy. One day I was buying Halloween Candy and he read the sign and he became horrified that I would break this law, and told me to get in another line.

Janet
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

My brother and I believed that we could make a fort behind the rows of toilet paper in the supermarket. Then we would wait until the store closed and eat everything in sight.

Anon
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was little there were 2 ways to walk to town. I was sure that my mom told me that if you went a certain way than you would end up in China. But it was Ok to come back by that road. Years later she had no idea what I was talking about.

Mary
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I was terrified of shop dummies or mannequins. I was convinced they were moving behind my back and that every time I turned around they'd get closer and eventually kill me. But then I couldn't look them in the eye either. I had to make sure I was facing them, but with my eyes averted.

Mel
score for this belief : 3.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

My parents took us children for a drive and I saw this sign on a building that said, "Flea Market". I kept asking my parents,"why do people want to buy fleas?" I never got a reply, or an explaination! It wasn't until I was an adult that I found out that a "flea market" was used goods sale.

pumpkin52
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

When my brother and I were younger, my mother didn't want us wandering around in the grocery store and getting into things. For that reason, she told us that it was illegal to get out of the shopping cart. "What about the other children that are out of the cart?" we asked. "Their mommies are going to be arrested."

gullible child
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

When I was little I always thought that people were bought in stores and there were coathangers through our heads (that's why there's holes in our ears) and there were about five of all the people and ur parents just picked the best one from the store!

alexandra
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was little, one time when I was little I needed to get some new school shoes. I tried on a pair that were quite uncomfortable but I decided to choose them because I thought that the person who made them would be sad if no one got them.

Mark
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe that the dummies in the windows of clothes shops were real people and they had to stand still all day.

Anon
score for this belief : 3.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

My parents used to take me to the mall a lot when I was a kid. The mall used to look a lot bigger on the inside than it did from the outside (at least it did to my 4-year-old eyes). My dad told me this was due to the fact that a man who worked for the mall would punch a button to shrink the building down at the end of the day. I believed him. So whenever I would whine about not wanting to leave the mall, my dad would tell me that we only had 5 minutes before "the man" pushed the button, so we had better get out of the mall quickly before it shrank and trapped us inside.

Tom
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

I used to think that the "black market" was an actual place, where people in black cloaks and hoods wandered around wooden stalls (painted black) and purchased stolen and illegal goods.
I wondered why the police couldn't just go in and shut it down, since they complained about it so much.

S P Davis
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

Counting: I used to think that 50% off of an item on sale, plus 50% off that meant it was free.

CV Sharkey
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

I used to think that store mannequins were shoppers that had been kidnapped and put into some giant machine in the back of the store. Needless to say, I did not leave my parents side in a clothing store!

Lisa
score for this belief : 4.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

page 20 of 22

< 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19  20  21 22 >



I Used To Believe™ © 2002 - 2018 Mat Connolley, another Iteracy website.   privacy policy