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my nana told us that if we didn't jump off of the escalator at the top or bottom, we would get sucked right into it along with the stairs.
top belief!
If I was too late in jumping off an escalator I would be pulled underneath and ground into bits. My mum had to pick me up as we got near the end, as I got increasingly hysterical.
I once asked my Mum what 'prosecuted' meant after reading 'Theives will be prosecuted' on a sign in Sainsburys. She told me it meant that they would be killed! I attribute this to my happy crime free life.
When I was young I used to think that WHSmith was all one word, and was thus pronounced "Wwwhhhhuuusmith"
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