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I used to think that if hospitals did good food in the cafe, it would give you the chance to sneak in without an appointment and pretend to be visiting someone.

Anon
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I used to think that all hotels had a secret passage leading to the bar, especially the ones underground in the hotel basement.

Anon
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When I was a kid, I sued to believe that if I didn't walk in pedestrian crossing,I would burn on the floor.
When I was 5 years old, my brother didn't make me pass on the pedestrian crossing, I didn't want to go but once I had crossed I don't burned.
Today, I find it's funny, because it's a very famous kid believe.

Anon
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I used to think the old lady next door was a wicked witch who would scare me if I was in the garden alone, because she was a bit of an old dragon, and was too scared to go in the garden alone when she was there.

Anon
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I used to believe if I walk ondel lines in the street I could Die, when I was 4

Ivonne
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I used to think you could drown in a car wash if you opened the door or window and let the water flood in.!!!!!!!!;/????./?./!!!

Anon
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when i was younger i used to believe that if i step on the lines of the tiles i would die

arouf gangsta
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I used to believe that if I didn't jump the white lines of the zebra crossing I would die

Anon
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When I was little, my mother and I regularly went on holidays by train. We had to change trains at the next big station and often we had to wait quite some time, which we usually did in the tunnel below the platforms. My mother stayed with the luggage while I wandered around looking at the shops nearby. When I came too close to the back exit of the tunnel, my mother called me back. All I ever saw out there was a grey, bleak square, so I asked my mother what was there. She casually said “nothing“, meaning nothing interesting, but I thought there was literally NOTHING, just a grey mist that would make me disappear from existence if I came too close. For years I was afraid to go even near the fruit shop that was near this exit. First time I ever stepped out there was when I went to university in this town because the bus stop was one of the things that actually were out there. Felt a little weird at first but I got over it. Probanly helped that the fruit shop had turned into a bakery by then.

Anon
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I thought Busch Gardens was a public garden owned by George W. Bush.

Anon
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One day when I was nine or ten, my older brother and I were walking on the beach and the beach was filled with condominiums, he pointed at the condominiums and told me that they are condoms and that condom was short for condominium. At the time, I didn't know what a condom actually was but I did know exactly where babies come from.

Anon
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When I was younger, I used to believe road sign warning road ice it's warning chaire

Johnny
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I used to believe that the cars of the future could fly.

Anon
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I used to think that posh mansions and stately homes were just random houses in the middle of nowhere that nobody actually lived in!

Anon
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When I was a child I used to think that there were witches in the street were I live because that is in fact its name.

Teacher LM
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The restaurant Arby's has a big cowboy hat as their logo. I thought this meant it was a restaurant only for cowboys, and that you wouldn't be allowed in if you weren't a cowboy.

Anon
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I used to believe that girls could take there shirts off in public because boys could but dang i was dumb

Karen
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I used to think people remembered their old neighbours by thinking times they saw each other in the garden and spoke over the fence.

Anon
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I used to think that if you were still in the park when the gatekeeper was about to lock up in the evening, he would come along with a megaphone and tell everyone to leave, like when the pool attendants say everybody out when you go swimming.

Anon
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When I was younger, I used to think my neighbourgh was a witch because she had a big and long nose with a big spot

Hicham
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