names

The first time I heard Marco Rubio's name I thought it was Mark O'Rubio

Anon

When I was younger I thought Leonardo Di Caprio and Leonardo Da Vinci were the same person

Anon

I used to think Kanye West was actually Conway-West and that it was some sort of southern truck company, founded of course by Mr. Conway and Mr. West,

Anon

I used to think it was illegal to name your kid after your pet

Anon

I use to believe that my grandpa invented the wall because his name was Wally

Anon

Since the girls name Jackie is short for Jacqueline, I thought the boys name Jack was short for Jackal

Anon

I used to think that martha washington was my grandma, since they had the same first name. Even their hair was similar!

julie

I used to think i was real

a

My dad's friend's name is Mac. I used to think his name was short for Macadamia(as in macadamia nut)

Anon

I used to think jack was short for jackal

pup

My mom told me that eddy means whirlpool and i thought i had a whirlpool in me because my name is eddy

ed

I once met a kid at the park named Wolfgang. Since I was very small(like 3 or 4), I could not pronounce his name right, so I called him "Loafgang" instead. I just thought that he liked bread

Anon

I used to think that once you became a parent, you had to change your name to "Mom" or "Dad", and that it could not be reversed.

Anon

I was named Caillou after the cartoon character of the same name. I was very upset when I overheard someone say Caillou was bad, because I thought they didn't like me for some reason!

Caillou

I used to get the name "Virginia" mixed up with the word Vagina

Millie

That the girls name Giselle was pronounced with a hard G sound instead of a J sound.

Anon

I used to think that bev was short for beverage

a

When i was a little kid, I couldn't get my aunt Nancy's name right, so i called her aunt Shenzy instead.

Andy

I used to believe that Lucy Van Pelt's middle name was Van.

kate

When I was a kid in elementary school, I saw the title "Madam" on a door in the school hallway. I didn't know what it meant, so I assumed it was a man's name, like "Adam".

I thought that the teacher in that class was a man like my dad. I got disappointed when i took french class and i saw a french woman as my teacher instead of a cool man. I got so angry and disappointed that i almost made her cry!

The kid with a sensitive madame