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I used to believe my middle name was and. At age 12, I discovered that it was actually "ann".

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I used to think that my middle name was actually, because my mother was always forgetting the names of her children. She would say "Suzi actually Alice could you please come here"

My name is Suzi. My sisters name is Alice.

Anon

I use to think if you had the same name as a famouse person you would be famouse.

— Kiwi 200

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I used to think the girls' name "Tina" was short for "Argentina".

— Kristen

My parents have an old family friend named Laurette. When I was a tyke, I always got her name mixed up and called her "Roulette". It took me years to get it right. One day, while joking about my old habit, she thanked me for, "Comparing me to a gambling table!"

— Jen

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My younger sister used to believe that all girls were called Sarah and that we were weird because we weren't called that!

— Clare

My mother is french, and my name is Marie, and the french word for husband is mari, pronounced the same way as my name. I remember getting angry at my mom for naming her little girl husband!hmm...then I met other Maries...

— Marie

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I used to believe that my mum's real name was actually mum, and whenever someone called her Janine I would always have to pipe up and correct them!

— Jay

I used to believe that when I turn 25, the government will send me a form that said I had to change my name (it was mandatory). I decided I would change it to Lucy.

— Camille Noire

I used to believe that the name Geoff (Jeff) was pronounced Gee-off and I still sometimes
mistakenly say it that way even now. Also I used to think that the name Penelope was
pronouced like Pennell-lope (with the lope part sounding like antel(lope).

— Heather

I used to wander what my name would be in other languages. I thought that names worked the same way as words.

— Simon

When he was small, my brother's hero was Nelson. I remember us being told that Nelson's name was really DAVID HORATIO NELSON (my brother's name is David), and we believed our parents. It was only recently when I was reading about Nelson to my own son that I queried with my husband why the name David was not mentioned in the Ladybird book - OOPS!!!!!

— Sharon

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I used to believe that people with the same first names were somehow related. This was particularly true with famous people.

— boopy

I was around 2 when my aunt started dating the man who eventually became my uncle David. He had really long, black hair (this was the early 70's) and I thought he was the neatest person. I got a doll not long after that with long black hair and I named her David. No one bothered to correct me. I got a doll for Xmas when I was 3 and I named her Yogurt Chevrolet. I thought that was the most beautiful name in the world.

— Joy

When I was small I used to go and stay with a friend called Pene. So on Monday morning when I wrote the usual “what I did at the weekend”, I would write “This weekend I went to Penis house”, I didn’t know how to write Pene’s so would just join the words pen and is together. Looking back on it I’m surprised my parents weren’t arrested, and I wasn’t taken into care :)

— A H

when i was young, i thought all people with the same name would grow up to look the same.

— kim

At first school, I envied anyone with what I saw as a cool name. Kimberly, Charmaine, Alexia, Nicola. But one girl had the coolest and quirkiest name of all. She was called Carilanne. We all wanted to be called Carilanne.

Only when I was 16 did I realise it was spelt CAROL-ANN....

— silverstar1809

My brother thought that one adult was a dult and that one alert was a lert.

Anon

I was reading a letters page from a magazine one day and I noticed a lot of letters from a person called Name Witheld and I commented to my younger brother that this poor lady must have had a very tough life.

Anon

My sister and I both have Lynn as a middle name, so one day my brother asked if that meant his middle name was Lynn too.

— Robin

I used to believe…

along with most children, I, too, thought stuffed animals, dolls, and toys came to life at night

— Nutcracker Suite

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