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I used to believe my middle name was and. At age 12, I discovered that it was actually "ann".

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My parents have an old family friend named Laurette. When I was a tyke, I always got her name mixed up and called her "Roulette". It took me years to get it right. One day, while joking about my old habit, she thanked me for, "Comparing me to a gambling table!"

— Jen

when I was little I ask my dad what my name was. Just to be funny he gave me a boy name (i am a girl of course!) he said it was fred! so when i went to kindergarden i told everyone i was fred. people stil, call me that today! ha

— Jamie

My middle name is Wynne, and until I was about 6 I thought it was spelled 'win' and that my parents gave me that name because I was really great and would win at everything!

— Erinkroz

I used to tell everyone my name was Nancy (it isn't even close). Later, when people would ask her how Nancy was doing, she'd just give them a blank stare and ask, "who?"
They always thought she wasn't all there or something, until the day she realized what I was telling everyone, and started setting them straight.

Anon

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I used to think that "Tomato Catsup" was actually something made from cat.

— Jen

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I thought that "Ratsputin" was an evil nerd who turned into a rat.

— Mousputin

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My little sister didn't know wat to name her hamster, So I told her to call it diarrea feaces, she thought it was a gr8 name lol

Anon

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i 8sed to believe to believe that lesibians were normal people with silly names i used to believe my mum was one as she was called Gurtrude

— James Martin 7BM

I used to believe that Joaquin Phoenix's first name was pronounced "Joe-uh-quin" how weird, huh?

— lys-dexic

I used to have a friend named Jose, I thought that his name was spelled as Hosey

Anon

When I was 5, my Aunty that I didn't know too well came back from a trip to Japan. She bought me a geisha doll, and my mum told me "This is from Japan".
From the day for about two years, I called her Aunty Japan.

— Fiona

i thought Hall and Oats was someone 'Hauling Oats'

— tim

I used to believe…

That the girls name Giselle was pronounced with a hard G sound instead of a J sound.

Anon

when my daughter was 3 she wanted to learn to spell her name. i told her it was spelled "M-O-N-K-E-Y"... about a year later, she wanted to learn to write it out... i had to 'fess up on that.

— Joni

When I very little my parents used to call me Aja (Asia) the pill because i always bugged them. On my first day of Pre-school we did the name game where you go around the circle and tell everyone your name, and yes as you can guess i thought my name was really Aja the pill. My mom was so embarassed when the teacher confronted her.

— Aja

I used to believe that the name of the painting 'American Gothic' was 'Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass.' I don't know why.

— David

when i was little i had a friend named Jebrel. i could never pronounce his name; i always called him gerbil. :S

— Ducki

I used to think Pete Seeger and Bob Seger were related!

— LongLiveRock

I used to believe…

up untill i was about 5, i thought my mum and dads names were... mum and dad!!!

— Leah Goodman

I used to think jack was short for jackal

— pup

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