My dad he used to tell me that mannequins were actually people who had been frozen.
My eldest brother convinced me that as bees made honey, wasps made jam conserves - I still 30 years later have a sneaking suspicion that it's true
when i was a child (of course)i used to believe that the sea is salty because God throws bags of salt into it.
I thought the tip jar at the restaurant was so people could give the chef cooking tips for how to cook better.
I used to believe my middle name was and. At age 12, I discovered that it was actually "ann".
Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?
when i was little I used to believe that at night the sun flipped around and the moon was on the back of it and they would jsut rotate during day or night
My dad tricked me, my brothers and my sister into thinking that cows were all carnivorous and that they weren't really eating grass, they were searching for small animals under the ground.
when i was 6 i used to belive if u ate ur toe nails u would grow a foot in ur stomach
when i was little i thought the word "prostitute" meant "prosecutor" and in seventh grade i was on the bus and I yelled really loudly HEY JAKE ISN'T YOUR DAD A PROSTITUTE!