random beliefs

when i was younger i believed that if my mom stayed at a traffic light too long it would shoot laser beams at us
so i always told my mom to hurry up i eventually ended up being grounded

anon (from transport : traffic lights)

I used to believe my dad was the best male figure in the world and wondered why he wasn't president already.

Ivy :) (from grown-ups : family)

I used to believe that God was the Incredible Hulk - he was green and muscly and had purple trousers.

Emma (from religion : characters)

I called every body part my elbow. For example if my leg hurt I would say my elbow hurt.

Kady (from body parts : general)

I used to believe that spagetti grew on trees... coz my mum brought plants back in a box that said spagetti on it...

Sara (from food : general)

I used to think that a mosque was a place where mosquitoes live.

Anon (from religion : church)

I used to think that the river police were there to stop naughty people from pulling the plug out.

Linda (from the law : police)

I used to believe that Venetian blinds came from Venus.

Valerie (from at home : around the house)

While singing Christmas carols as a child, I was confused by "Angels We Have Heard on High." Instead of "in excelsis Deo," I thought it was "in Aunt Chelsea's stable."

G (from music : misheard lyrics)

I used to beleive that Lightening was the angels fliping the light switch on and off, and the Thunder was God yelling at them not too, like my Dad did to me.

Cher (from nature : thunder and lightning)