I used to believe that people who wear glasses did had a second brain!
I used to believe that stars chirped because they would twinkle simultaneously to crickets chirping
When I was little, I used to think that cartoons were people that dressed up with black lines around them. How oblivious of me!
It took me a long time to figure out that "gorilla cheese sandwiches" were indeed grilled, not prepared by with or for a gorilla.
One day at school when I around 5 we learned about "strangers." When I came home I told my mom that I wanted to be a stranger when I grew up so that I could give candy to children.
I used to believe that greyhounds chssed after a loaf of bread.
When i was a kid my mum told me that i was an accident so in my lil child mind i thought that there was an accident as in car accident and that i was born in it
When I was younger I used to believe that a menstrual cycle was raleighs answer to Clive Sinclair C5 Electric trike.
When I was a kid I thought the reason fire alarms were loud was so that the people at the fire station could hear them.
When I was little I somehow got the belief that if someone vomited they vomited the colour of their hair. Don't know where that idea came from