random beliefs

i used to think that when people sang in foreign languages they were just singing pretend words that they made up as they went along. i wasn't pleased, i thought i'd invented that game.

dolly (from language : foreign languages)

I used to believe that there was a magical ingredient in birthday cakes that allowed you to age another year, and that's why you had to eat it.

Sean (from people : birthdays)

I used to believe that countries really had their names written across them and that when you reached a border there would be a red dotted line on the ground.

Looby (from the world : places)

My mum used to tell me that there was a banana factory where bananas got bent before they were sold. She even pointed out a building where it apparently was!

H. Bennett (from food : general)

I wouldn't wear stripy socks because I used to believe the stripes dug into your feet

Shirley Reeves (from people : appearance)

I thought that because I am called Elizabeth, I was the next Queen of England, and I only lived with my family because the royal family wanted me to have a proper upbringing.

Elizabeth, obviously. (from kids : i'm different)

I believed that the ladder on the back of a trailer/rv led up to a swimming pool.

marilese (from neighbourhood : swimming pools)

when i was little, i used to believe that whatever food your mom ate the most when she was pregnant would be your favorite food when you were born.

Lauren (from body functions : eating)

I used to think that braces were decorations for your teeth and that they had to drill holes in your teeth to install them.

Anon (from people : appearance)

I used to believe that jelly came from jellyfish

Anon (from animals : general)