random beliefs

When I was about 5 a friend of mine told me that the tufted grass that you see on roadside embankments was the hair of dead people that had been buried in the hillside.

Anon (from death : people)

I used to believe that EVERYONE wanted to be an astronaut when they grew up. I guess I thought most adults had tried and failed, and had settled for an inferior option.

Andres Cabezas (from grown-ups : work)

I used to worry that the presidential candidate my parents didn't vote for won, the world would end. Luckily it wasn't put to the test until I had some sence knocked into me.

El Joven (from the world : politics)

I thought Napoleon invented linoleum.

Steve Murphy (from at home : around the house)

I used to believe that seals were dogs that had amputated legs.

Anon (from animals : general)

I used to believe that mosquito larvae were baby hammerhead sharks. Made the ditch a very dangerous place!

Karen (from animals : creepy crawlies)

Llamas not Lemmings were suicidal!

Anon (from animals : general)

I used to beleive that Lightening was the angels fliping the light switch on and off, and the Thunder was God yelling at them not too, like my Dad did to me.

Cher (from nature : thunder and lightning)

I used to beleve when my fish died that if you flushed them down the loo they would come back to life and live in the sea for the rest of its life or get eaten!!1

hannah (from death : animals)

I used to believe that people on TV adds were paid with whatever they were advertising. I always thought that the breakfast cereal people must really hate those who advertised cars

Damien (from media : adverts)