I used to believe that kissing was illegal until you were married, and that movie stars got special government permissions.
I used to believe there were numbers called "onety" and 'twoty." I thought "twoty-nine" came before twenty.
not only did i think a hypotenuse was an animal, but i also thought that a hyperbole (pronounced "hyper-bowl") was a cousin of a hypotenuse or something. they were all in the hippopotamus family.
When my daughter was 3, she saw a cat using a litter box. She thought it was building a sand castle.
When I was younger, my mom used to tell me that if I swallowed watermelon seeds, a watermelon tree would grow inside me.
I thought birds grew from bird seed.
I used to believe that the orange and white barrels filled with sand on exit ramps were to cover up dead bodies and soak up the blood from the road after automobile accidents.
When I was little me and my twin brother used to think people would drive big trucks into the ocean and poor salt in the ocean.
When I was young I believed that the windmills found in farmers fields were used to keep the cows cool.
My dad told me and my siblings that we were only three inches when we were born and we used to ride around in his front pocket.