I thought that 'eating out' was when you were too big to eat inside the resturant so they served your food outside and you ate it there.
I used to believe that people on TV adds were paid with whatever they were advertising. I always thought that the breakfast cereal people must really hate those who advertised cars
My mom told me that the falling rock signs were where an Indian named "falling rock" was seen and if you looked for him he would push rocks onto your car
When I was little, my dad told me I had freckles on my face from throwing rocks in the toilet. For the longest time I would try to rub the freckles off my face.
I used to believe that speedbumps were actually there for the blind to drive, and they read it like braille. Thanks to my older brother and sister of course.
my mum told me that it was prince charles who was in the Bungle costume on Rainbow.
I used to think that Hitler got both his name and his bad reputation because he went around randomly hitting people.
A friend once told me that if I put garlic on my face I would grow more facial hair. I did it for a week until I realized it just burned really really bad and no hair grew.
That world war 1 and 2 were actually called WOOL war 1 and 2. i thought sheep and wool were very important if there were two wars about them.
i used to believe that cows were just grown up sheep! This was due to my mother saying "You'll be old as cows before you realise."!