My mother told me that every time I spent a dollar of my allowance, a butterfly would die. Needless to say, I had about 500 dollars racked up by my 8th birthday.
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ten of them, plucked out of tens of thousands
When I heard of the movie Godzilla 1985 as a kid I thought it meant there had been 1984 Godzilla movies before it!
When I was a little girl, I made a point of memorizing each country's flag so that if I was ever kidnapped and ended up in a strange place, I'd know where I was.
I used to believe that duck sauce-now called in most chinese restaurants sweet and sour sauce-was made by squeezing ducks
I used to believe…
mirrors use to scare the crap out of me, i thought that a mirror was a window to a different world that was back-words from ours and if you were nice here you were mean there.
Oh, what a cruel child I was. I told my sister of 3 that thunder was giants' feet. Yes, she was terrified, and yes, my mum did tell me off.
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when i was little, i thought that a con artist was a person that painted pictures of people commiting crimes
I used to believe that my dad was a lion tamer and that his best friend owned a circus, and that i was going to become the best clown ever, i believed it till i was 12.
I used to believe that the phrase "add sugar to taste" on products meant that if you did not add sugar it would not taste
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when i first started school i thought the teachers lived in the school and slept on the tables.