Because women could produce milk I thought it only made sense that men made coffee. Now it makes sense why I don't drink coffee.
I thought tonic water was toxic water and wondered why would anyone drink it if it is toxic?
When i was a kid my famliy was on a road trip. We were driving when my mom pointed and said "that is a winery." I actually thought this was a place where they put kids who wined a lot.
My Dad told me that Lamb was man made in a factory, 'cos I wouldn't eat it if I knew it had ben running around in a field.
I believed this for 3 years.
I used to believe that you could quit smoking by eating cold turkey:)
I used to believe that written messages could be passed through the phoneline. I spent ages trying to send cards through the reciever! I even tried to send my grandmother some icecream...
I used to think that cars with radios had ants in the boot that sang all the songs and trained for years to change their voices so nobody would know they were there.
When my Fiancee was little her dad used to tell her she had to wash until she was "squeaky clean". She still uses her finger on her chest to see if it squeaks. She's 29.
My sister used the think that the number of stars a film got represented how many movie stars were in the movie. She was 23 at the time.......
When I was a kid, I used to think that NASA couldnt send up a rocket into outer space unless it was night-time! I seem to remember believing that it had to be night so it looked like outer space.