random beliefs

When I was a youngster, I re-call travelling in our car and seeing signs saying, 'Dual Carriageway' and I thought this was a place. I could never understand why we never got there!

John Green (from the world : places)

When I was little, I would bike past the City Motor Company on my way to the library. However, I thought it was the City MURDER Company. I was scared to go past it for years.

Anon (from language : reading)

I used to believe that if you swallowed bubble gum and then hiccuped, you would slowly fill up with bubbles on the inside until they came out your mouth and nose and ears

Anon (from food : chewing gum)

I used to believe that the stretch marks on my dad's stomach were really the result of his fight with bears, which he won of course.

Neff (from grown-ups : family)

I used to believe that the Beatles "Let it Be" were singing "letter B" because I had heard that latter version on Sesame Street. I remember that I got into an argument with my mother over it.

Anon (from music : misheard lyrics)

My sister told me that tampons turned purple if you hung them on heaters. Every room my mum went into, she found tampons hanging anywhere I could fit them.

Anon (from at home : around the house)

When i was little i thought that a credit card had all the money in the world on it. I never understood why my mom didn't use it all the time.

Anon (from the world : money)

when i was little i was a huge fan of the Sound of Music. And whenever they sang edelweiss, I thought that they where saying little mice

edlemice (from music : misheard lyrics)

When I was young...I used to believe that when my mom turned the T.V. off on my favorite show....it would be there were I left off at.

Cissye (from media : tv shows)

I used to believe the car always knew where you were going, and always gave you directions on where to turn, by the dash lights. Now...... they actually do....

Mony (from transport : cars)