i used to believe

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My dad he used to tell me that mannequins were actually people who had been frozen.

Alecia (from neighbourhood : going shopping)
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My eldest brother convinced me that as bees made honey, wasps made jam conserves - I still 30 years later have a sneaking suspicion that it's true

Ian Martin (from animals : creepy crawlies)
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when i was a child (of course)i used to believe that the sea is salty because God throws bags of salt into it.

Kafka (from nature : water)
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I thought the tip jar at the restaurant was so people could give the chef cooking tips for how to cook better.

Anon (from neighbourhood : going shopping)
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I used to believe my middle name was and. At age 12, I discovered that it was actually "ann".

Anon (from people : names)
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Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?

Anon (from body functions : farting)
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when i was little I used to believe that at night the sun flipped around and the moon was on the back of it and they would jsut rotate during day or night

karen (from nature : outer space)
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My dad tricked me, my brothers and my sister into thinking that cows were all carnivorous and that they weren't really eating grass, they were searching for small animals under the ground.

becky (from animals : general)
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when i was 6 i used to belive if u ate ur toe nails u would grow a foot in ur stomach

chris (from body functions : eating)
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when i was little i thought the word "prostitute" meant "prosecutor" and in seventh grade i was on the bus and I yelled really loudly HEY JAKE ISN'T YOUR DAD A PROSTITUTE!

Kate (from the law : criminals)
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