I used to believe that mosquito larvae were baby hammerhead sharks. Made the ditch a very dangerous place!
If you bite your nails, a hand will grow in your stomach.
When I was little, I thought dying your hair would give you the color AND hairstyle displayed on the box.
I believed that the yellowish foam by the ocean was dolphin pee because my dad told me
My son once asked my wife what she was doing. She said she was making develed eggs. He asked for one. She said they weren't ready. He said he would wait until she put the devil in them.
I believed you ran the vacuum to cut the carpet and used the lawn mower to smooth out the grass.
when i was little, i used to think that cars had faces and talked to eachother in the parking lot.
I used to think that testosterone was a brand of motor oil.
I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".
My parents have the same birthday, so when I was little I thought that when you get married you both have the same birthday.