random

ten of them, plucked out of tens of thousands

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I used to think bidets were for washing your face in. Even did once or twice until a cousin with slightly less prudish parents enlightened me... Gak !!!

— Sir Raymond Mang IIIat home : bathrooms

I thought that 1983 went on for 3 years - had to ask my sister who decided how long a year lasted.

— Sallytime : general

I used to believe that you get your taxes done at the taxidermist.

— Krissyneighbourhood : in the street

I used to believe that if you ate enough chicken wings, you'd sprout wings and be able to fly.

Anonfood : general

I used to want to be a con artist,I thought you could actually go to college to be one,and whenever someone asked what I wanted to be when I grew up,I replied "A con artist."

— R.P.the law : criminals

i used to think there were tiny see through crystals under the carpert and that the shed was a pink fairy palace after dark. (i was a bit of an optimist)

— rhiat home : around the house

I used to believe…

for quite few years I believed my Dad had swapped feet with my Grandad. An uncle pursuaded me that this was true when I was about 3 years old, after I'd seen my Grandad wearing my dad's shoes.

— Mikebody parts : general

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I thought that 911 was the number you called for fire/emergency because that was the temperature fire burned at (i.e 911 degrees farenheit)

— Tesseractscience : telephones

I used to believe that I could absorb people's secret powers through my lunchbox. So I would point my lunchbox at people and quietly laugh inside.

— Migkids : i'm different

I used to think you could only eat sundaes on sunday.

Anonfood : sweeties