i used to believe

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I believed that my toys were alive, so I would explain to them before birthdays and Christmas that new toys would be coming to my room but I still loved all of them equally.

Amy (from kids : toys)
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I thought the lyrics to "We're going to Ibiza" by the Venga Boys was "We're going to eat pizza"

ShannonOfDoom (from music : misheard lyrics)
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I used to belive that 100% air humidity means, air is that humid that it is actually water and therefore the regarding region is completely underwater.

Anon (from nature : weather)
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I believed that people riding diesel locomotives (as opposed to steam or electric) were notorious for fighting with each other. I have no idea where this notion came from.

Eddie (from transport : trains)
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I used to believe that if I changed my clock it changed time for everyone. So I figured that if I didn't want to get up at 7 AM, I could just set the clock back to 6 AM and sleep another hour!

Laurie (from time : general)
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When I was little, I thought a sweater outlet was where you took your sweater to get " let out" after you grew out of it so it would fit.

suzie (from neighbourhood : going shopping)
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I used to think that -then- president Jimmy Carter had always been the president and always would be. Kinda like a family member.

Syncline (from the world : politics)
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i once asked my childminder what was inside your fingers and she told me 'vegetables' so i always believed that if i cut of my fingers there would be fresh carrots inside.

Anon (from body parts : general)
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when i was younger i believed that if my mom stayed at a traffic light too long it would shoot laser beams at us
so i always told my mom to hurry up i eventually ended up being grounded

anon (from transport : traffic lights)
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I thought that the gulf war was the "golf war" and everyone was fighting over a golf course. I was about 6 at the time

Anon (from the past : wars)
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