When I was small I was told that sausages came from pigs and I thought there was a little hole in their sides where the sausages came out. I even drew it for my teacher for homework
For thanksgiving my grandmother would always make this red cabbage steu and my aunt told me that it was frog guts. I still wont eat it to this day.
When I was in 6th or 7th grade, there were stop-sign shaped signs all over the school, that said, "STOP STDs!" None of us even knew what STDs were, but we just knew you'd get arrested for them...
My sister used the think that the number of stars a film got represented how many movie stars were in the movie. She was 23 at the time.......
I used to always want to go to Antarctica because I thought I'd be able to stand upside down. I wasn't a bright child...
I used to believe that "car pools" were cars with pools in them, like in the rock videos.
I used to believe that my eyes were brown because I ate too much chocolate. Thanks, Dad!
I used to believe that manhole covers were grave stones for all the little children that didn't look both ways before crossing the street.
I used to believe that if I left my clothes in the floor when I went to sleep they would turn into me and kill me to take my place.
I believed that on an escalator the green light that can be seen between the steps were made by aliens and that eventually they would find a way out to get us.