random beliefs

I used to believe that if I farted in the toilet the water would collect the scent. I frequently visited the washroom simply to flush my farts away.

Tim MacDonald (from toilets : general)

I used to believe that if I flushed the toilet before I showered, I would take a shower in dirty toilet water.

Chris D (from toilets : general)

I thought second-hand smoke was bought off eBay

Anon (from bad habits : smoking)

For years I heard the word "pedophile" and thought it meant a pedicurist's tool.

Lauren (from language : speaking)

When I was small I thought Shepherd's Pie was made out of dead shepherds! I cried in a restaurant when I was forced to finish my meal!

Laura (from food : general)

I used to believe that whenever my parents were going to work they went to a huge building where all the other grown-ups went to have a huge party.

Rachel (from grown-ups : work)

when i was a lil kid i used to think salt was dead lice that people but on there food and i never knew why

jessica diamond (from food : salt)

I believed that my toys were alive, so I would explain to them before birthdays and Christmas that new toys would be coming to my room but I still loved all of them equally.

Amy (from kids : toys)

I used to think that being fired meant they set you on fire.
Or they just chopped off your head.

Anon (from grown-ups : work)

when i was about 4 i used to believe that 'on purpose' meant accidentally. whenever i spilled drinks i would shriek, "I did it on purpose, i did it on purpose!!!!"

rosie (from language : speaking)