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I used to believe that Jesus lived in the bathtub drain in my parents' bathroom.

No reason why. I guess he liked it.

Arin (from religion : characters)
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I used to think when an airplane ran out of fuel, it stayed stuck in the sky.

BoB (from transport : aeroplanes)
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I used to think that the faces on Mt. Rushmore was a natural phenomenon. Of course, I grew up in Canada so it wasn't like they bore resemblance to the guys on my money.

gihrose (from the world : places)
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When I was little, I would bike past the City Motor Company on my way to the library. However, I thought it was the City MURDER Company. I was scared to go past it for years.

Anon (from language : reading)
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I thought Heaven was some kind of trailer park in the desert near Las Vegas that people moved to when they got old.

Anon (from religion : afterlife)
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Me and my sister used to think that our ankles were rocks and we asked my mom how to get the rocks out of our feet.

Natalie (from body parts : general)
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I used to think that the term 'Prima Donna' was actually 'Pre-Madonna',
i.e. a singer who makes pop music in the style usual before Madonna
(cf. 'Pre-Raphaelite'.)

Ollie (from music : pop stars)
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My friend Becca believed that if you held your breath for long enough, the pores on your forehead opened up to allow you to breathe - she nearly passed out!

Mat (from body parts : general)
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I used to believe that when you could see your breath outside in the cold, you were making clouds. So I would breathe out a lot to make as many clouds as possible :)

K (from nature : weather)
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Until i was 8, I believed that, If you didn't have a chimney, Santa Clause would come in through the toilet.

Maya (from make-believe : father christmas)
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