random beliefs

I used to believe that mosquito larvae were baby hammerhead sharks. Made the ditch a very dangerous place!

Karen (from animals : creepy crawlies)

If you bite your nails, a hand will grow in your stomach.

Miss Laura (from bad habits : biting my nails)

When I was little, I thought dying your hair would give you the color AND hairstyle displayed on the box.

Anon (from body parts : hair)

I believed that the yellowish foam by the ocean was dolphin pee because my dad told me

Anon (from nature : water)

My son once asked my wife what she was doing. She said she was making develed eggs. He asked for one. She said they weren't ready. He said he would wait until she put the devil in them.

Patrick (from food : dangerous food)

I believed you ran the vacuum to cut the carpet and used the lawn mower to smooth out the grass.

Michelle (from at home : around the house)

when i was little, i used to think that cars had faces and talked to eachother in the parking lot.

Whitney (from transport : cars)

I used to think that testosterone was a brand of motor oil.

Grungi (from transport : cars)

I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".

Brandon Campbell (from school : teachers)

My parents have the same birthday, so when I was little I thought that when you get married you both have the same birthday.

Kerri (from grown-ups : marriage)