random beliefs
I was told once that when i blew my nose i blew a brain cell into my head and then i started to blow my nose every minute and my head hurt for weeks
I used to believe that a Granary - the place where you store Grain was a place you put people - Grans - when they got old.
I used to think the person who delivered Chinese food came all the way from China to do it.
i believed that the holes in swiss cheese were cow farts.
when i was around 10 years old i believe that the lizard and mosquitos are somekind of hidden surveillance camera that my parents use to check out on my behaviour when they're not around.
My brother and I believed that we could make a fort behind the rows of toilet paper in the supermarket. Then we would wait until the store closed and eat everything in sight.
I used to believe that when the sun sets, it means it ran out of batteries, and it recharges during the night.
I also believed the sun ran on batteries.
I remember in pre-school announcing that I knew where jelly came from. I said Jelly-fish. The teacher kindly corrected me.
When I first heard about "Adult Top 40" music, I thought it was a type of music only adults were allowed to listen to, because each song would have 40 bad words in it.
I used to think that everyone exept for me was a robot. I got rid of this theory after my friend asked me if I were a robot.
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