random beliefs

When I was little I thought that pancakes were made out of penguins.

Monty (from food : general)

When I was little i used to think that tornados were tomatoes with legs that walked in your house and go crazy.....Maybe thats why i had a fear of tornados?

Camille (from nature : disasters)

I thought that all the birds have their ears under their wings. Evertime a bird wanted to hear it has to lift the lef/right wing.

Fritte (from animals : birds)

i used to beleive that there was a left sock and a right sock. Every morning my sister would tell me my socks were on the wrong feed and i would switch them

Anon (from grown-ups : family)

i used to believe if i remained in the tub when my mom pulled the plug i would go down the drain with the water. (i didn't like escalators either)

Anon (from at home : bathrooms)

When I was a kid, I believed that bible school was "beauty school", and called it that all the time.

Dana (from religion : church)

I used to believe that if I turned around my left hand was now my right hand. I couldn't grasp that my left was always my left and my right was always my right.

Anon (from body parts : general)

I used to wonder who Mazelle was, and why she was always mad. It wasn't until we had French class I realized it's mademoiselle.

Anon (from language : foreign languages)

I believed that burglars ate soap & lipstick

Karen (from the law : criminals)

I used to believe that moustaches were actually just long flowing nose hair. I thought it was rather disgusting.

Artamnesia (from body parts : hair)