i used to believe

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I used to believe that I could smell when it was going to snow.
(I still can!)

sw (from nature : weather)
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When I was a kid, I thought the stars made the chirping noise the crickets make at night, The twinkling seemed to blend with the chirping, so I naturally thougth the stars made the noise.

Jim (from nature : outer space)
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I used to believe that leaf blowers had an unlimited supply of air in a tank, not that they blew a blast of air taken from the outside!

Bubbles (from at home : around the house)
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I used to think that the lyrics to the song were 'Hark, the HAROLD angels sing', not 'herald angels'. I wondered why the heck all of those angels were called 'Harold'.

E. (from music : songs)
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When I was young, I believed that hours were square. Come to think of it, no one's ever proved to me that they're not.

Don (from time : general)
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We used to live in a farming town, and when we drove by the fields I would see barrels of hay wrapped in white plastic. My parents told me that they were giant marshmallow farms.

Anon (from neighbourhood : excursions)
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One time I had many goosebumps on my back and I was eating to much chicken and my mom had told me I was growing feathers.! After 1 week of me cryin she had finally told me it was a joke(:

Anon (from body functions : general)
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Until I was 10 I used to believe that when my foot would fall asleep, it was actually a ghost giving me an accupucture.

Mariah (from body functions : special powers)
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I used to believe that being a "stripper" meant that you not only took all your clothes off but that you somehow took your skin off, imagine how shocked I was when people said strippers were hot!

Skinshedders (from grown-ups : work)
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I used to think that the river police were there to stop naughty people from pulling the plug out.

Linda (from the law : police)
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