religion

I used to believe that Job in the Bible had something to do with Steve Jobs.

I thought that Job in the Bible was pronounced "Jawb" and that it had something to do with Steve Jobs.

I used to believe that all Christians were English and all other religious people were foreign.

I used to go to Roman Catholic church services on Sunday mornings with my grandmother. During the echarist (I think?) the priest does his "Take this body..." schpeel and the congregation replies "Thanks Be To God". But my little sound holes heard it wrong, and to this day every time I hear the phrase "Thanks Be To God" I think of what I USED to think they were saying: "Thanks Peter God".

I 100% thought God's name was Peter.

During church people would sing "Hosanna in the highest", I thought that Hosanna was Jesus's actual name. It turns out it's just Hebrew for "Help us" or "Save us".

I used to think that Christian was an ethnicity

When I was a child, I used to believe that the day was the eyes of God and the night was the eyes of Devil.

I used to believe god is a giant, god is holding the world in his hands and playing with us

I believed that those who died would be resurrected a year later.

I used to believe…

ı used to belief I thought astronauts could see God

I used to belive god lived up on the clouds

I used to belive as a child that churches were castles of pricesses and that there were castles in different cities,then I understood that they are churches of different cities.

When I was a child, I used to believe that God was one of the clouds in the sky, always looking up at the sky and trying to shape the clouds.

When I was a kid I used to think that God is mad at me for not believing in him and when I remember him, I wonder if God can hear my thoughts

I used to believe that transubstantiation was just symbolic or a metaphor - it never occured to me that Catholics are supposed to believe it's real

I used to believe the Golden Calf produced liquid gold instead of milk.