charactersShow most recent or highest rated first.
I thought that there were arachnids at the crucifixion ("For our sake, He was crucified under a bunch of spiders...")
I thought that after the resurrection Jesus became the Holy Ghost.
As a child i got very upset after being told the story of jesus' death at nursery by one of the teachers (what kind of teacher does that?!) being only 3 years old i didn't understand that he was killed as an adult and thought that someone had gone to the cattle shed and killed baby jesus by hitting him on the head with a cross.
Funny thing, when I was too young to know better, I believed that worshipping God was rightm then I read 'The Bible'. That explained everything to me. wow... I used to really believe in an invisible child-mudering sky pixie!
when i was little i thought that if you let go of your balloon it would go up to heaven and god could have a party. i told my mom that and i said party like par-tay!!
I used to believe that gods exist!
I used to believe when I was little that we weren't responsible for our actions, because God created us and so essentially set us up into certain scenarios etc. etc. I did whatever the ffffff I wanted for a while and then realized that I couldn't :(
I thought Mary's real name was Virgin Mary, so I would always correct people if they just called her Mary. I never understood the Virgin partuntil later; nobody would explain it to me.
My last name is Carpenter. I used to really believe I was related to Jesus. I even quoted verses in the bible where it said that Jesus was a "carpenter".
When I was a kid parents convienced that there is a magical old guy that controls the world from the clouds. They called him God, I think. Now that I am older and don't believe in fairy tales, I know better
I used to believe that God looked like/was Rolf Harris
i used to think that the only way God could watch us all at the same time is putting video cameras everywhere.
I used to believe Jesus looked like The statue of Lincoln. I was 3 or 4 when my family went to DC. The statue of Lincoln was the biggest person I had ever seen and it reminded me of the bible story of children sitting at Jesus' feet. I had that picture in my head for years.
As a child I had always wondered why we called God, "God" when he had a proper name.
Our Father who art in Heaven,
Harold be thy name.
For Christmas our tree topper has always been an Angel. A BLONDE angel. I had become completely convinced at age 7 that i could never become an Angel because I was born a brunette and that only blondes could go to heaven, the next year my grandma made her own Angel tree topper...... with BROWN hair thats been used ever since.
I used to believe that clouds were angels!
When I was young I knew Santa and the Easter Bunny and all those cool guys were always watching me, and that they always knew if i was naughty or nice or whatever. God was another story. For some reason when I was around 3 or 4 I got this idea in my head that God couldn't see me if I hid under the coveres. My mom would tuck me in and I would not be tired, so after she left I would hide under the covers all sneaky, and not sleep! I would just keep my eyes open as long as I wanted.
Man I was bad..
My cousin and me used to believe that if we dug a hole deep enough in the ground, we would reach the devil and be able to kill him. We came up with this big plan to do just that and we figured everybody would give us money to reward us for killing the devil. I think we dug about 2 feet then gave up.
From a young age, we had a hired Nanny who was lovely woman but a devout Catholic and being brought up Catholic myself my parents didn't mind her using God's power as tool against me. One day, after hitting my brother for no apparent reason my nanny said I shouldn't do things like that as God was watching me and would be very dissapointed.
For weeks afterwards I would refuse until forced to take a shower, undress or use the bathroom. Upon being asked why I was being so difficult I replied. "Because God is watching me, he should mind his own business and give me some privacy!"
When I was little I was told about God.
I was just told that he was a big man up in the sky who created everything.
I was a big Bananas in Pajamas fan then, so I pictured a huge B1 staring down from the sky....