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My kids used to believe that Jesus was born in Sheffield,Yorkshire.I don't know why but I told them he was,I didn't think it was any different to telling them Father Christmas was real,or that dogs could fly if their wings weren't clipped
My family was never a very religious family, but nonetheless, my mom told me about god an heaven. I somehow came to think that heaven was located in the clouds. We used to travel alot before I turned 5 and started school, but everytime I was on a plane I would search through the clouds, trying to see if I could see heaven.
When I was really young, I saw the film "The Little Mermaid" for the first time. For whatever reason, I associated the priest in the wedding scene with God. From then on, I imagined that God looked like the priest. Even in my adult life, I think of any faceless major deity as the priest from "The Little Mermaid."
i used to belive that part of my sidewalk was god because someone wrote the word 'god' in it when it was still wet
My sister and me were in the back seat of the car. My mother was driving. So, my sister said she was hungry. My Mother said we will be there soon. I assume she remembered the previous sunday's Sunday School Lesson of God dwelling among us. A few moment's later she uttered the classic line, "Mommy, God's in my body, and he's starving too!"
I believed that god was something that surrounded the earth, like a shell, and when we sent up the space shuttle or a rocket or anything like that, it made a hole in god, and I always wondered if it hurt god when we did that
In Norway a Cristmas carol says "I, am so happy every Christmas Eve, because then Jesus is born". This was a carol for kids, and we heard it alot. I thought for sure that Jesus was born again once a year.
I used to believe that the God himself looked down at us when the sun shines trough the clouds and make those light lines from the sky..
when i was really young i would think everytime someone rung a bell an angel got its wings. so 1 day i got a bell and rang it about 1 billion times and i said "dad wheres all the angels?" of course he said "well there up there cheering for u" so everytime i see a bell i laugh.
My Grandmother used to tell me that the angels were watching me fom "up there" and she would point upwards. For years I thought there were tiny angels living on the curtain rods.
I loved watching the cartoon Casper the Friendly Ghost and wondered why the Holy Ghost never got his own show.
When I was a kid we had to recite the creed, which said something about Jesus being "crucified under pontius pilate"
I misheard, and for years, I thought Jesus was attacked by pirates.
i used to picture jesus as a kind of cartoon Tarzan, swinging through the trees...
when i was a kid, i believed jehova witnesses were evil, because i thought that 'jehova' meant 'satan'. i was always really scared when they came to the door because they reminded me of the old man from Poltergeist.
When I was small I was oneday in a airplane flying above the clouds. I asked my mother if that was where Jesus lived.
When I was about 4 my family went on a vecation to spain. At the hotel resort we staied at there was a bartender named Jesus.
I always mixed God and Jesus up, so when I got back home I told all my frinds that God lives in spain and works in a bar.
When I grew up I went to Catholic school and was taught by nuns. They constantly told us children that if we made a face and the devil passed our face would remain like that forever. It was years before we knew otherwise
I used to think that Jesus was burried in our local grave yard because there was a statue of him on one of the graves.
When i was little i was told God had lots of power so i always pictured him sitting in a big throne in and electric sub-station
Someone once told me that 666 is the devil's number and I had this shorts which had 666 on the zipper. So for a long time I was convinced that I am the devil's son.The funny part was that if you held the zipper upwards it looked like 999 but i was convinced that it is 666 so i spend a lot of time praying that I did not want to be the devil's son.