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I used to think Nuns never had to pee...there were no bathrooms for "Nuns" and "Priests." We found a private teacher restroom one day in 8th grade when we helped to put away supplies-mystery solved!
When I was younger, I always used to believe that Monks would marry Nuns, and that NO ONE ELSE could do so. This also supplied me with a reason as to why they dressed so funny. Little did I know that to marry was a big no-no for these religious people.
The Adam and Eve story confused me a bit. I was pretty sure that if we all came from the same two people then we were inbred.
when i was like 5 my friend (also 5) and i went to childcare. on the hill of the playground there was a red weed,we thought it was the devil's hand trying to grab us!
I used to believe that when they said the communion was the body of chirst that they literally had Jesus' body in the back and that they were serving it to people.
Once when I was probably about 3 or 4, I was at daycare where my older sister and her friend happened to mention God. I asked who God was and they told me all about a big man in the sky who created everything. For some reason, I thought of one of the Bananas in Pajamas wearing an angel costume in the sky with a glittery wand- I have no idea why! It took me years to stop picturing God as B1!!
I believed that God looked down on us from a Jumbo teluscope
I used to belive the earth was just a giant Doll House that God had he would move us all around I belived this till I was 7 and started to pay attention in church.
I used to believe that all of the human beings were Gods little dolls.
I used to have a mental picture of god, when i believed he existed. It was just like frankenstien! Green skin and bolts through his head.. lol
When I was young for some reason I thought that if I didn't cover my self completely with the blankets at night Jesus would come down and touch whatever part was uncovered and I would die. I'm not sure where that belief came from
when i w younger i used to believe that god had a wife named sylvia and that jesus was named chris and that gods daughter was named christina
I used to think virgin mary was actually 'virginia mary'
When I was really little, like 4, I was a little scared to go to the bathroom because I thought God would be watching me...
I really wasn't brought up very religious. I knew who God was but for some reason was confused on who Jesus was. I thought Jesus sounded like a girl's name.. so I thought Jesus was God's wife. I was a strange kid...
When I was little, I was positive God looked like Mister Rogers. So whenever I prayed, I had to picture Mister Rogers in my mind or else my prayer would never get to God.
when i was younger about 7ish me and my friends thought we had summoned the devil to posses my toy skeleton we were so scared we cut the toy into loads of pieces and buried them in different parts of the garden a few months later we saw one of the pieces on the ground (we didnt bury them very far under) and thought it was trying to put it self back together i believed this for years it was soooo scary
I live in Bethlehem and there's a mountain right by my house that has the bethlehem star on it, when I was maybe 3 my cousin pointed to the star and said that's where jesus was born but I thought she was pointing to the street lamp across the street so until I was prob. eight I thought jesus was born in a street lamp!
When I was about six or seven years old, I came to the sudden realization that maybe God DIDN'T look like the man that was on the Pringles can. I had always imagined him with that horrible comb-over and mustache.
For the longest time I was thoroughly convinced that when you stepped on a crack the devil could grab your ankle and drag you to hell. I also believed that if I didn't lift my feet when we passed hydro poles or trees or other roadside objects when in a moving car that something horrible would happen, but I never knew what because I always lifted them not wanting to find out......