school
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In school,I usto believe that all the teachers ( AND grown-ups/aldults ) Knew ABSOLUTLEY EVERYTHING,That was until,not too long ago I asked my dad for help w/ my homework,lol,and he said he wasnt sure...im in 7th grade/a girl/and feel retarded... xD
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When I was younger, the primary school I attended became 'Grant Maintained'. This was at about the same time that a teaching assisstant called Grant joined the school. I thought that the school's title was referring to him and that he was really important.
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When I was younger I thought that only Guy's Could get a Bachelors Degree and that girls got Bachelorette degrees but never spoke about them. Then one day in class the teacher asked who was planning on getting their bachelors degree and I fought with the girls that raised their hands.
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When I was in Kindergarten I belived when my teacher told me she will always win in the war I thought she was going to make a war and win it. Since then every teacher says that to me.
I used to believe that only guys could get a Bachelors degree...and girls got Bachelorette degrees.I was so stuid *doh*
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When I was four, my mom wanted me to learn to tie my own shoes. She told me that I couldn't go to kindergarden without knowing how to tie my shoes. I was shocked when my neighbor also went to kindergarden without knowing how to tie his shoes.
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When i was in kindergarden i had a little id and on sex it said "f"(female) I always thought that i had failed sex somehow!
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the pledge of allegiance: I pledge all legions to the flag of the knighted sates of america and to the republican richard stans, on nation under god, undies visible with livery injustice for all.
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when i wus little i always thought that the school would eat u up and neva let u out i believed that for 2 years lol!!!!!
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When I was about 7 I thought that teachers lived at school year-round. My mates and I would dare each other to look in the teacher's lounge to see if there were beds in there. We never did. Then one day I had to take a note to the teacher's lounge and i discovered no beds. I figured they were in the closet.
When we got to ask any question we wanted to the first thing that came out of my mouth was "Where are the beds? Why don't you live at home with your husband?" My teacher had hystarics. During confrence time my teacher told my mum and dad about my question. They cracked like eggs. OMG!
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I used to think "from which it stands" was "for Richard Stans".
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I used to think teachers lived at school during term time, and in the holidays they packed up and left. I had no idea why I couldn't find their beds.
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When I was 4 years old my grandma told me that I lived so close to school, that i could fall out of bed and be in school. So one morning I fell out of bed (on purpose) and started crying; I couldn't understand why I wasn't at school
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My friend (who has numerous little speech impediments) used to believe that the line "for which it stands" actually said "for witches stand," and was deeply confused by the importance of witches in the US pledge. She held this belief until she was 16 years old, and finally saw the pledge in print. Unfortunately for her, she made the mistake of telling me, and I make fun of her every time I get the chance!
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When I was 5 or 6 my teacher convinced us that she could read minds when ever she walked by I would blank my mind just in case she was listening to my thoughts.....This went on with every teacher I ever had and everyone I ever knew. Come to think of it....i still do that......Thanks mrs.tealson for the parnoia of mind readers...
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when i was a little girl my grandpa said if anyone touches you or picks me up to slap them or hit them.SO when i was in pre-k my teacher picked me up and said she is soooooo cute and i slapped he right across her face and i ran down the hallway untill some teachers caught me
I go to the school that my mum used to attend, and was very supprised when she said some of the teachers were the same as when she went there (about 25 years before me). I then came up with a theory that they froze the teachers of then holidays and then defrosted them at the begginging of the new term.
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I used to believe that kindergarden was about cats beacause i thought it was
kittygarden.
I used to think that when you were at school, teachers slipped tiny cameras and microphones on you. When you got home, they would use high-tech equipment to see everything you did, taste, smell, hear, and feel! I behaved! Don't ask.
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In 2nd grade, I didn't do my homework, and had never missed an assignment before that, and I thought the teacher was going to send the police to arrest me, and that night I kept hoping that my teacher wouldn't show up with the police. She never did ,obviously.