school

I went to a back to school nite w/ my parents for my big sis, I wasn't in school yet. The grades went from K-8th, but the 8th grade was in a seperate closed off hall. My dad told me the hall was where they kept the spanking machine, so I worried about going to 8th grade for a long time, because other students weren't alllowed down that hall, so I couldn't find out!

I used to believe…

My family moved when I was about 7, and I started at a new school. At first, all the people in my new class looked like people at my old school. For a little bit I was convinced that they were doubles (or close to it, there were some differences), and, in each town, there was an "equivalent" (I probably didn't use that word back then) for each person. I never told anyone. I never found my equivalent (and I still live in this same town, 12 years later). Maybe if another "you" moves to town, you get notified and have to move.

Now that I think about it, going from preschool into kindergarten, I think there were a few doubles there (that definitely weren't the ones from preschool!)

I used to believe…

My first-grade teacher always used to wear either dress pants or long skirts. When my mom and I were out grocery shopping one day and saw her at the store, however, she was wearing shorts. I said to my mom, "Wow, Mrs. T. actually has legs!"

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When I was atleast 5-7 years old,I decided that script or cursive writing was scribble scrabble because I couldn't understand it or read it,so I would tell my First grade teacher what script was,and we had a special writing log that we had to write and draw in every day,so I wrote that I wanted to learn how to write in script,and below it was a picture of scribble scrabble,now of course I could never translate my version or "script"

I used to believe…

There was an encyclopedia at school caled "Blacks Children's Encyclopedia" and I thought only black kids were allowed use it. The fact that there weren't any black kids in our school did nothing to dispell this belief.

I used to believe…

The following is according to my parents.

When I was in kidergarten, I came home from school one day and told my parents that one of my friends told me that if I ate a lot of crackers, I would never have to go to the dentist. They said, "No, everyone has to go to the dentist." Then I responded with, "Oh yeah? Well, he's in FIRST GRADE! He should know!"

I used to believe…

when I went to school I thought that teachers live in schools and they are made to be in schools at all the time. I failed to understand that they have a family ad are as human as all people

I used to believe that teachers were not real people, that because they were at school when I left school in the afternoon and were there when I got there in the mornings, that they lived there. I also didn't think they ever ate or used the restroom.

I used to believe…

When I entered kindergarten I was told that our principles name was Mr. Chopp because when you were sent to his office he would chop you up into little pieces. The very first time that a little boy was sent to Mr Chopp's office I started crying hysterically because I didn't want him to die.

I used to believe…

when i started school, i had a really mean teacher! after school my mom took me to the books store to look for some cool picture books. When we got there, i saw this book called "my teachers from the black lagoon" and i though it said " all teachers come from the black lagoon!" and on the cover i saw this monster pic and i thought that my teacher was a monster in disguise!!!

I used to believe…

At around nursery school age, I woke one day to find it raining. I declaired to my mum that I'm wasn't going to school today. When questioned why, I came out with " they don't need you when it's raining"

Oh if that was true!

I used to believe…

When I was a little kid my teacher said that she had eyes on the back of her head so i poked her head thinking that eyes would pop out and she would go blind she didnt and i was so embarrest same with my parnets

I used to believe…

Our music class would be right next to the faculty lounge where all the teachers would go...During class I'd smell all of this food cooking and felt like going on in.



I was convinced that the teachers would
go into the lounge and press this little button,wherein would result as a magical kingdom with a swimming pool,
tropical rainforest, clouds all over the place and an un-ending amount of candy and food.Which they lived in after school.


I thought...

I believed that one of the guys who worked there whom was the janitor,
music teacher, bus driver, etc..was the Anti-Christ.
When he drove the bus I thought he never really had a family like he said, and that he would live on the bus.

I also believed that when he would make his rounds dropping the kids off,he'd do it all night long, even when he wwas done dropping kids off.

I used to believe…

When I first started school I got School Board and Side Board mixed up and for several years I believed that anyone playing truant would be chased by a side board cabinet !!

I used to believe…

When i was little i didn't think of teachers as real people but as like robots or something. One day i saw my teacher at a store and asked her " are you human?". everyone over heard and started lauging.