school

I used to believe that my PE teacher was a paedophile, and that he used to spy on us in the showers. I was told this by my brother who swore blind it was true. It was only when I got to university that I realised every single school in Britain has an alleged paedophile who teaches PE and spies on the pupils in the showers. Unfortunately some people still think their school PE paedo was actually a school PE paedo, and insist on recounting it like it's in some way unusual.

I used to believe…

Every day when I got home from school by bus, as I walked through the front door I used to say to myself, "Ahh they didn't get me!". I did this from primary school into the first few years of secondary school. AS to who I was talking about, I have no idea! Bit worrying really!!! :�)

I used to believe…

In the first year at junior school our scary teacher Miss Brander used to threaten to have us thrown into kindergarten if we misbehaved. I though this was an actual garden and envisaged a big pit made of dry earth, inhabited by miserable children. The prospect petrified me.