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When I was 5 yeals old I used to think that high school was called high school because all the kids were so tall and high off the ground.
I thought that a "fire drill" at school was an actual drill that came out of the ground and caused fires! I was terrified and had nightmares about this until we actually had a fire drill.
you know those air vents in the ceiling above stalls in public washrooms? Well I used to think that there were monsters inside them that would eat me. I'd hold it at school and I peed my pants very ver often until about grade 4..it ws really embarassing.
The year before I started high school (when I was about 10/11), my best friend's older brother told us that all the older high schoolers went & had sex on the 5th floor (used 2 be an attic) in the one & only classroom up there. I used to believe it & wonder if people would wait till they could go in or if they'd all just go in & use different corners or something! Aah, the days when u trusted others!
I used to think one of the main school rules (no running, hands to your self, don't talk when the teacher is talking, etc) included no whistling. But you've got to notice no one ever whistles in class and if the do the teacher gets really mad.
I was 4, so this was before I went to school. I had watched some court show with my mom and I believed that school was just like a court room with the judge being the teacher and all that stuff. GOD DAMN JUDGE JUDY!!!
When I was younger I thought that only Guy's Could get a Bachelors Degree and that girls got Bachelorette degrees but never spoke about them. Then one day in class the teacher asked who was planning on getting their bachelors degree and I fought with the girls that raised their hands.
I used to believe that only guys could get a Bachelors degree...and girls got Bachelorette degrees.I was so stuid *doh*
When I was four, my mom wanted me to learn to tie my own shoes. She told me that I couldn't go to kindergarden without knowing how to tie my shoes. I was shocked when my neighbor also went to kindergarden without knowing how to tie his shoes.
When i was in kindergarden i had a little id and on sex it said "f"(female) I always thought that i had failed sex somehow!
when i wus little i always thought that the school would eat u up and neva let u out i believed that for 2 years lol!!!!!
When I was 4 years old my grandma told me that I lived so close to school, that i could fall out of bed and be in school. So one morning I fell out of bed (on purpose) and started crying; I couldn't understand why I wasn't at school
I used to believe that kindergarden was about cats beacause i thought it was
I went to a back to school nite w/ my parents for my big sis, I wasn't in school yet. The grades went from K-8th, but the 8th grade was in a seperate closed off hall. My dad told me the hall was where they kept the spanking machine, so I worried about going to 8th grade for a long time, because other students weren't alllowed down that hall, so I couldn't find out!
My family moved when I was about 7, and I started at a new school. At first, all the people in my new class looked like people at my old school. For a little bit I was convinced that they were doubles (or close to it, there were some differences), and, in each town, there was an "equivalent" (I probably didn't use that word back then) for each person. I never told anyone. I never found my equivalent (and I still live in this same town, 12 years later). Maybe if another "you" moves to town, you get notified and have to move.
Now that I think about it, going from preschool into kindergarten, I think there were a few doubles there (that definitely weren't the ones from preschool!)
When I was atleast 5-7 years old,I decided that script or cursive writing was scribble scrabble because I couldn't understand it or read it,so I would tell my First grade teacher what script was,and we had a special writing log that we had to write and draw in every day,so I wrote that I wanted to learn how to write in script,and below it was a picture of scribble scrabble,now of course I could never translate my version or "script"
There was an encyclopedia at school caled "Blacks Children's Encyclopedia" and I thought only black kids were allowed use it. The fact that there weren't any black kids in our school did nothing to dispell this belief.
The following is according to my parents.
When I was in kidergarten, I came home from school one day and told my parents that one of my friends told me that if I ate a lot of crackers, I would never have to go to the dentist. They said, "No, everyone has to go to the dentist." Then I responded with, "Oh yeah? Well, he's in FIRST GRADE! He should know!"
I used to believe that when your pencil ran out of eraser that if you sharpened it it would grow a new eraser
At around nursery school age, I woke one day to find it raining. I declaired to my mum that I'm wasn't going to school today. When questioned why, I came out with " they don't need you when it's raining"
Oh if that was true!