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When I was in grade two my friend and I thought that our librarian was an alien because she gave us a black marker that didn't work. We spent a week trying to get rid of her. I also believed I could get rid of her my giving her an apple. That's because I saw on a show called "Incredible Story Studio" a story a kid submitted about an alien who got purple holes in his chest because he drank Sunny D, and that it turned out aliens can't eat fruit. I believed that was true.
When my sister was in kindergarten she thought the dress code was some kind of code that the teachers wrote in by drawing dresses and different dresses meant different words.
i used to believe that my headmaster was adolf hitlers brother.he had one of those moustaches.it was a rumour that went around the school for years
Well this is kinda a 2 in 1
FIRST - When I was in 3rd grade there was this one teacher who everyone at the school said was a vampire, and some kids said that a student who stopped going to our school was eatin by her, I believed this untill the 6th grade!
SECOND - I used to also believe that the teachers lived in there class room!
When I was in like 3rd grade the teacher had to step out of the room. we were all shocked when we heard her voice coming over the intercom telling us to sit back down and get to work. For years I thought there were hidden cameras in the intercom boxes and that the secertary and principal just sat and watched us all day.
For a long time when I was little I always thought my gym lady teacher was a guy dressed up as a woman. and one time she had a sack of marbles and showed it to us and I thought they were her (his) balls.
in school i used to think i was helpin the teacher to learn , and i gave her the alphabet because she kept asking us questions and i even wrote out the multiplycation table for her...i thought they asked the questions because they didnt know and we had to teach them, but its very different now
I used to think that if you were the teacher's pet, you would turn into a hamster.
In kindergarten, I thought the teacher was my mom. I wondered how she got to school before me without taking the bus.
when i was in preschool i used to think at night my teachers would watch me through my bedroom window, and when i went to sleep they would disect me and then put me back together.i dont kno why... im still a bit nerveous to this day... ;)
When I was in elementary school, I thought teachers didn't go to the bathroom. Mine never did. I can't recall when I realized they did.
when i was in second grade, i had a really mean teacher named Mrs.Murden, the thing is that she was so mean that her students called her mrs.murder. there was a rumor going around the school (that i truly believed) that she had once called a kid up to the front of the class and stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil. after that, i tried not to get called up to the front of the class
I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".
When I was in the 4th grade my teacher told me the definition to a word(I dont remember what word). Well, afterwards I looked it up in the dictionary and it was different from what my teacher said. I had so much faith in my teacher that I thought the dictionary was wrong! So I thought for a couple of weeks that the dictionary had mistakes in it, until he finally told me that he was wrong!
When I was in elementary school, there was an assembly. After one of the performances, one of the teachers yelled, "lets give these people a round of applause!" and she started clapping while moving her hands around in a circle, so I naturally believed that that was what a "round of applause" was. For years after that, whenever people mentioned a "round of applause", I would start clapping my hands in circles, wondering why no one else was doing it properly.
When i was little i used to believe teachers couldn't have a normal live and couldn't be mums and dads. Even in secondary school i had this belief. Then i started going out with a boy and to my horror found out his mother was my teacher when she walked in on me in his toilet. ooops
Being an academic freak, I used to think that teachers had the power to transfer their superhuman intellect to us students. So, one day when I was in grade 3, I went around the school asking teachers for their autographs so that if they liked me, they would make me smart.
When I was in kindergarten the teachers told us not to go in the "teacher bathroom". All it really was was a handicapped bathroom and it just had more space. Well our bathrooms were totally closed off (you couldn't see over, under, or from the sides) so I just thought they had a secret little "teacher place" in the "teacher bathrooms" with things like a restaurant, spa, etc. and they were trying to keep it a secret from us.
When I was in the 1st or 2nd grade, the nun told the class that if we wore our boots in the classroom it would harm our eyesight. I think I was an adult for a long time before I came to suspect it wasn't true. (Maybe it is.)
I guess I had it in my head that teachers were always at school and didn't have lives like us "normal" people. When I was in second grade I saw my teacher at the grocery store and it was so strange seeing her in a "normal" place like that.