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When i was in primary school, i used to belive that the teachers were robots, and were turned off and locked in the cupbord when the wern't used!

Robots! lol (nikki here)
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when i was in the 1st grade i used to think that my mother would wear something to make herself look thin and a mask and come to school to teach me and so i used to keep giving my class teacher wierd looks.

nainie
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Every Friday at my school we would always have chocolate milk instead of regular milk, so that morning I had drank my milk but it was expired. The teacher had always said if we were sick to run to the bathroom and you didn't have to ask. I was always a good kid and I thought it was rude to just walk out of the room and I raised my hand to ask if I could go to the restroom. She told me she would answer my question after she had finished her lesson. I put my hand down but I wasn't feeling any better so I raised my hand several more times and got the same response so I got up to ask her if I could go to the restroom and right when I got to her I threw up all over her shoes, the whole class laughed and the teacher almost cried because her shoes were new. I was sent to the nurse, while I was visiting her ,the principle came in to ask why I didn't go to the bathroom when I first felt sick. I told him I tried but the teacher wouldn't let me go so I thought that she got what she deserved for not letting me leave, he agreed and my mother was called to the school. We had a meeting and I ended up changing teachers. I was glad because I didn't really like her anyway.

KS
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when i was in kindergarten, i used to believed the teachers in school would set cameras in the kids' houses and spied on them. so everytime i got scolded by my parents, i would feel embarrassed to go to school because i thought the teachers would going to tell all the kids in school.

someone
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i used to think that when u where bad and got sent to the headmaster's office, i thoght you would be chained and locked in a cuboard for the rest of the day.

anon
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When I was in primary school, maybe 7 or 8, I was in a school assembly and our principal was making a speech. He was just joking around with us when he said one of the secretaries at the school was a ninja and that we had to keep it a secret. I really, truly believed the woman was a ninja and that if we told anyone, we'd get detention.

Michelle
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at thah time i wos 3rd grade.before english class i went to wc.then i sawour english teacher going out of school.and when i get in the class she wos there.when class finished i saw her again going in the school.i told it to everyone and they thought im crazy

after some days i found out she had a twin sister.....

i wos stupid kid......
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My mother is a primary school teacher and she takes the junior class in her school. We went to that same school. When my little brother was about to start school he was hyperactive and bad tempered. She really didn't want to teach him so she told him it was illegal for parents to teach their children. He still believes it.

the teachers daughter
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i used to believe that mississippiora was my kindergarten teacher's first name. turns out she just married a guy named sippiora...

Donna
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I used to believe that teachers could make up their own name when they became teachers, I didn't realize it was their last name. I thought they could just pick one. Such as Ms. Smith.....

Kim
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When I was in Kindergarten and First Grade, I used to think that pencil sharpeners "refilled" the lead in pencils. You stick the pencil in, the sharpener puts on a new point. But this idea was finally shattered for me in art class in First Grade, when I used colored pencils for the first time. I was amazed that the pencil sharpener also stocked COLORED lead! I was so excited that I went and found the teacher to announce my findings to her. She looked at me like I was crazy and explained to me how a pencil sharpener REALLY works. What a disillusioning moment....

Mandy
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when i was a child, i used to believe if i grow up i can pass every test, because every teacher knows every test.

CHF
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I used to believe that teachers' first names were just 'Miss' or 'Mr'. I used to feel sorry for them that they had no proper name. I also thought that they lived in the walk-in cupboard. (That's why we weren't allowed in there.)

Lauramc
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About 6 months ago (right before I started jr. High) I believed that people would shove me in a locker and when a teacher found out they would yell at me when I was the one who was the victim in that horrific event!!!

Pinkpanther#2
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When I was in first grade, I believed that all the teachers were robots. I thought that all the teachers would teach the exact same thing at the exact same time in unison. And when one would cough, they would all cough. Then I wondered, if one was sick, would they all need substitutes?

michelle t.
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In my second year at primary school i thought that teacher never ate, never drank, never went home and never go to the toilet (i was so silly).

Anon
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One time we had rice crispy treats and my teacher told us if we put the rice crispy treat on the napkin we would have to eat it (She did that so we wouldnt have the rice crispy treat on the napkin because then she thought we would make others do it) So then i put my rice crispy treat on my napkin.i was scared my teacher was going to make me eat my napkin so I started crying and crying and my mom had to pick me up early.

Peter
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When I was in kindergarten I had a teacher named Ms. Sue. I thought Sue was short for sewer, so I assumed that after school she lived in sewers.

~Cucumber~
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I always thought that teachers were dumb ladies that were held back for so long that they had to learn with us. I just thought that they were very disruptive with their talking

Jower
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When i was in thrid grade we used to sing a song called "John Jacob Jingle Himer Shmit" (Im assuming u all know where this ones going).....well, honestly i thought the song went "John Jacob Jingle Himer sh*t", so thats how i sung it and one time my teacher heard me and i got in trouble, A LOT of trouble she called in my dad...eeek!... but anyway, how was i supposed to know, i sang it like that for almost the whole year and no one said a thing.

xJeNneSceNcEx
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