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I used to think that when you were at school, teachers slipped tiny cameras and microphones on you. When you got home, they would use high-tech equipment to see everything you did, taste, smell, hear, and feel! I behaved! Don't ask.
In 2nd grade, I didn't do my homework, and had never missed an assignment before that, and I thought the teacher was going to send the police to arrest me, and that night I kept hoping that my teacher wouldn't show up with the police. She never did ,obviously.
My first-grade teacher always used to wear either dress pants or long skirts. When my mom and I were out grocery shopping one day and saw her at the store, however, she was wearing shorts. I said to my mom, "Wow, Mrs. T. actually has legs!"
My mother is a teacher and when she was sick she once said she was ordering a sub (substitute) i thought it was a sandwich and exclamed "I want one to!"
When I entered kindergarten I was told that our principles name was Mr. Chopp because when you were sent to his office he would chop you up into little pieces. The very first time that a little boy was sent to Mr Chopp's office I started crying hysterically because I didn't want him to die.
when i started school, i had a really mean teacher! after school my mom took me to the books store to look for some cool picture books. When we got there, i saw this book called "my teachers from the black lagoon" and i though it said " all teachers come from the black lagoon!" and on the cover i saw this monster pic and i thought that my teacher was a monster in disguise!!!
When I was a little kid my teacher said that she had eyes on the back of her head so i poked her head thinking that eyes would pop out and she would go blind she didnt and i was so embarrest same with my parnets
Our music class would be right next to the faculty lounge where all the teachers would go...During class I'd smell all of this food cooking and felt like going on in.
I was convinced that the teachers would
go into the lounge and press this little button,wherein would result as a magical kingdom with a swimming pool,
tropical rainforest, clouds all over the place and an un-ending amount of candy and food.Which they lived in after school.
I believed that one of the guys who worked there whom was the janitor,
music teacher, bus driver, etc..was the Anti-Christ.
When he drove the bus I thought he never really had a family like he said, and that he would live on the bus.
I also believed that when he would make his rounds dropping the kids off,he'd do it all night long, even when he wwas done dropping kids off.
When i was little i didn't think of teachers as real people but as like robots or something. One day i saw my teacher at a store and asked her " are you human?". everyone over heard and started lauging.
I used to have this teacher with huge jowls, and i had never seen jowls before, so, i naturally assumed that this 'woman' was in fact some kind of 'dog-woman-thing'. The jowls were the saggy cheeks that some dogs have, and plus, she had brown hair, which for some reason made it worse, and a bit of a moustache. I used to think that she would hide in storgage cupords and start turing into a dog. I convinced myself that i had seen a black dog walking thorugh the school halls and that the teacher was always panting.
One of my english teachers scared the heck out of me, not only was she really mean but she looked like the cross between a troll, a lepracaun, and a chipmunk.
i used to think that teacher would just apper at school in the morning, then dissappear agian at night...i never thought of them as real humans
I used to beleive that when teachers went to the teachers lounge, it looked like a room with an old vending machine, and when the teachers were on break they'd lock teh door, and open a secret passage behind the vending machine that leads to a cafe, resort, and stuff like that
My cousin TJ is 4 and lives in Italy, although he is American. He goes to a school for toddlers taught by nuns. We always knew they didn't like him much, and his parents discovered why when he waved at a passing nun one day. "Man, Mom!" he said. "Those nunions didn't even wave to us!" Undoubtedly this played a part in their dislike...
When I was younger I used to believe that my school teachers were actually my parents in costumes. I was always paranoid about getting in trouble as a result. My beliefs were reinforced whenever I did something bad at school and by the time I got home they knew about it.
Little did I know about secretaries and phone calls.
I used to think that the girls' toilets at my primary school were haunted, so I set up my own Ghostbusters' club with my friends.
We also used to think that this teacher (who was, to be fair, a complete bitch) was really an alien with green skin underneath her human disguise. (I think I got that from watching Roald Dahl's "The witches")
Funny though, we never caught any ghosts, only a haunting stench.
When I was younger I used to believe that English teachers are aliens and they just want to disturb me in playing toys
I used to believe...when school teachers went to their "teacher's break room", they worked on and built rockets to fight the Soviets and Cubans (back during the Missile Crisis).
When I was in first grade, my teacher had drawings of characters based on the letters of the alphabet hanging on the wall over the windows of the classroom.
The one I remember most was Munching Mouth because one day my teacher put her hand to her ear and said that Munching Mouth just said he had an idea. At the exact same time she did this, some people had passed outside the window talking. For years afterwards, I actually thought I had heard Munching Mouth speak to her.