best beliefs

I used to believe that after a person had surgery the surgeon would run them under a giant sewing machine to stich them together again

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When I was little my dad told me when ever it thundered it was my Grandma bowling a strike.

I use to believe that a stripmall was a place where people could shop naked

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When I was about 5, my dad told me and my cousins that the grease that allowed the van door to slide open was whale poop and we shouldn't touch it.

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My sister and I used to believe that Santa saw you through the light bulbs, and thats why he knew everything you did.

I used to believe that my mother didn't sleep and that she was a super hero!

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When I went to my friends house they would have blue water in the toilet. I used to believe that it was the same thing as the pink goo from ghost busters!

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When I was little i used to think that tornados were tomatoes with legs that walked in your house and go crazy.....Maybe thats why i had a fear of tornados?

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my brother used to believe that the vases in cemeteries, the ones with the holes in, were microphones that you could speak to dead people through

I had never heard of Chicken Pox when I got it as a kid. When the doctor told my mom, I started crying and told them, "I don't want to turn into a chicken!"

I used to believe that it was safe to be in the basement during tornadoes because tornadoes didn't have legs to walk down the stairs.

I used to think that people were either born adults or kids and you were paired up with and adult who takes care of you.

I remember keeping an egg (from the carton) in my bed for like a week because I thought it would hatch if I kept it warm. Not sure how I didn't break it.

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When I was little my big sister told me to say hi and be nice to the mannequins at the mall because they were people too!

I used to believe that every day tiny little people, with tiny suits and breifcases and costumes, came to my house to work in the TV.

I used to believe that when you circled a letter on a multiple choice the letters couldn't Breathe. I never completely circled them.

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My brother and I thought that you burped before you died, so whenever we played dead we'd let out a huge belch and drop to the ground.

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cantaloups are baby antelopes

I used to believe that a strip club meant that you took your own clothing off

I used to believe that frost bite was when arctic wolves came out in cold weather to bite off your fingers and toes.