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Established in 2002 and now featuring 74954 beliefs!

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common beliefs

If you ever thought any of the following, then you're not alone! These are some of the most common themes submitted to the site. Click on a belief to see more examples

Salt cools food down, pepper warms it up

Serial killers are actually cereal killers

Teachers live at school

The crescent moon is God's nail clipping

The moon follows you

The person whose birthday is earliest in the year is oldest

The priest holding the services is God

The song "Bad Moon On The Rise" is actually "bathroom on the right"

The world was black and white before colour photographs and colour TV

There are monsters living under your bed

Thunder is the sound of God bowling

Toys come alive at night when you're asleep

Traffic lights are operated by creatures who live inside them

Trees make the wind blow

Wee turns a different colour in swimming pools

You can be literally anything you want - animal, vegetable or mineral

You can catch a bird by putting salt on its tail

You can get pregnant from kissing

You can get sucked down the plughole

You must marry someone with the same surname as you.

Your life is like the Truman Show


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