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When I was a child I use to think that the babies born in a plant

Isabel

I used to think adopted babies were transplanted into another woman's stomach so she would still the birth mother but not having conceived it.

Anon

I used to think prostitutes were women who had taken too many contraception pills, because of the fact that it's often associated with drugs.

Anon

When I was younger, I used to believe babies were made in the head.

Claire and Chloé

When I was a child, I used to think that storks bring babies, because when I was a child I watched a lot of television, and especially cartoons, there I saw that storks brought babies.

Darwin

I used to think that if a man stroked or tickled his wife's pregnant tummy, it would him a child molester to the baby, instead of a proud father to be!

Anon

I used to think the phrase 'expecting a baby', as in being pregnant, meant that you actually expected a baby to do something.

Anon

I used to get red bathwater confused with menstrual blood like if a woman or teenage girl was using red bath foam or shower gel and it looked she was washing all the blood away.

Anon

For my whole childhood, I thought that lesbians could only do handjobs.

Anon

I thought that condoms were sweets in their bedroom that my parents didn't let me eat. I always tried stealing them, but my parents took them from me as soon as I got my hands on one.

Robber Johnny