sex

Until I was 10, I thought that we were all born from a giant Gardevoir. I played way too much Pokémon.

Minnie

When I was little I asked my mother if her bra was a flotation device for swimming (like life jackets). My Grandma was over at the time and she thought it was hilarious!

Molly

I used to think that both sexes had penises, which were only used to urinate. So I once made my Amy Rose doll have a “wee-wee”, ss in her tail folded over to serve as a “wee-wee”, which I assumed was the proper term. I also assumed the balls had no function, before later absorbing Internet memes and assuming the balls had an excretory function. I also managed to jerk off via sheer luck.

Anon

When I was a child I used to believe that when women wanted to have kids they had to wish it very strongly so they could get pregnant, so I used to avoid thinking of that, because I was afraid I would end up pregnant too.

monmon

When I was a child I used to believe that babies were made by storks.

Anon

I used to think that when a baby was due to be adopted,
The new parents had to be right there on the spot at the hospital
To whisk it home the moment it was born.

Anon

I thought that pornography just meant pictures of naked people. For example a photoshoot on a nudist beach

Anon

I thought that blowjob was the only type of oral sex, and I assumed the two phrases were synonyms

Anon

I thought “rimjob” was a synonym for anal sex, turns out it’s even grosser

Anon

I thought “Orgy” was slang for orgasm until I looked up the definition

Anon