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I used to believe as a kid that you could only get pregnant if you were married, and if it was impossible to conceive before you got married.

I used to think that the red light district was the part of the city with a lot of red lights and traffic. Now I know better :P

I used to believe…

When I was little, I believed that babies came out of nowhere. I assummed that adults got pregnant at random, like Virgin Mary.

I used to be afraid of getting my period because I believed that my [private parts] would suddenly tear apart which would cause agonising pain and a lot of blood to come out.

I'm 63 and the penny only just dropped! I thought flavoured condoms were a very odd marketing ploy .... not connecting that strawberry flavour was better than latex flavour because you 'might' put it into your mouth 🤣🤣🤣

I used to believe that semen was just the name of a person, no idea why, but it just got into my head.

I used to believe…

When I was little,
I thought women got pregnant through surgery.

I used to believe…

When I was little, I used to believe that children came out of the mouth.

I used to believe…

When I was a kid and my dad gave me the "birds and the bees" talk (I was about 8 or so) I thought that people only had sex to have a baby. When my dad told me that people also had sex for fun, I thought he was bullshitting me. I guess I didn't realize sex felt good, so I didn't get why people would do it for fun.

I used to believe that when you got married you immideatly got pregnant and so I was terrified to get married

I used to believe…

For years beyond childhood I believed that oral sex was talking about sex. Like talking dirty or something. A friend put me straight.

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A hand job was a type of hand massage

I literally thought “oral sex” meant talking about sex until 8th grade health class.

I used to not be sure how many balls a man is supposed to have. Like, i didnt know that men normally all have the same amount or what that amount was. Which to me justified a bizarre, irrational fear I had that I might have been supposed to have 3, but that one "popped" some how. When I finally asked my mom if she knew the answers to if these were realistic concerns, I honestly thought that she may simply not know the answers to them because she wasnt a man. Was very relieved however when she awkwardly cleared up those concerns.

I thought penis was spelled "penus" like the planet Venus. I figured out the brutal truth in 7th grade health :/ .

I used to believe…

When I was a child, I used to believe that when a man kissed a woman she got pregnant.