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i used to believe that you fell from the sky to your moms lap when you were about to be born. im so weird.

I used to believe…

When I was really little and didn't understand babies,I thought that you bought them at the hospital for free.When my mum went had a baby,I had a lot to learn...

I used to think that when adults had sex, they just took off their shirts and hugged each other under the covers and like, rolled around because thats all i ever saw on tv.

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When I first learned about the birds and the bees, I thought that you only had to have sex once and then you would have unlimited babies. I was way grossed out when I found out you had to "do it" each time.

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I, along with 500,000 kids used to believe that the stork would actually "make" the baby with my mom in bed. So I would stay up and stakeout my parent's room to watch for the stork. Turns out, my mum and dad actually "made" my little sister then. Bit of a nasty shock, when I took Sex-Ed in 6th grade.

I used to think that as soon as you got married and God saw that you were married He would let you have a baby.

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When I was young I always pictured the bride and groom kissing at the end of a wedding and then a baby would imediately be born in the church.

I used to believe that vaginas were actually called puttycats becuase that was what my mom would call them.Later when I found out the real name,she told me she would call it a puttycat becuase when she was little she had underwear with Sylvester from The Looney Tunes on it,and when people would come over her house she used to point to her underwear area and say ,"Look at my puttycat".

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WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I THOUGHT ORAL SEX MEANT THE SAME THING AS PHONE SEX, I DISCOVERED ONLY DURING THE CLINTON MONICA LEWINSKY SAGA WHAT IT REALLY MEANT, AND, EVEN THEN I DID NOT BELIEVE IT WAS TRUE. I MEAN WHO WOULD REALLY DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

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After watching a documentary on the Aids virus in the late 80's (when I was about 8) I thought that if you had sex you WOULD get aids,no two ways about it,I then thought you got reds spots and died.
To this day im not sure if red spots are a sympton of aids of not

I used to think that if you wanted a baby, you would press your belly button, an in 9 months, (I knew that bit), out would pop a baby, .. no wonder I couldn't figure out why you had to go to hospital??

I was born at Easter and when I asked where I came from , was told I was found in an Easter egg bought for my sister Carol, wearing a silver paper nappy! I believed that for years, and still wish it were true. It`s better than being found under a cabbage!

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When I heard that people sold their bodies on the street, I literally thought that people stood on the street trying to sell their fingers or organs for money on the street cuz they were so poor. Imagine my surprise at the truth!

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When i was about 5 years old, my mother would go to the doctors frequently b/c she was sick. My mother said she had to go to the doctor because it was a "woman" thing and i would understand later. But i came to a conclusion that everyone was born with a penis and In order to make girls, doctors would have to chop off the male's penis so the the baby could come out b/c the hole is bigger. i guess i was wrong...

I used to think the entire process of "making love" took an entire day.

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Out local department store had a toy section where the top shelf contained life-size dolls. Whenever I wasked where babies came from, my mum would tell me that people bought them from the department store. Even though I recall not quite being comfortable with the answer, I did believe it for a long time.