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I used to believe…

When my brother was younger, he used to think that babies grew in a woman's bladder and that she would just pee her baby out into the toilet.

When he got a little older, he though that babies grew in a woman's stomach and she would vomit her baby up.

I used to believe…

i used to believe that babies come from a lady's butt and a when a pregnant lady took a dump,a baby could pop out any time.

I also believed that girls had...well...YOU KNOW.


Also,there was this one guy who my mom dated named Gary.And I thought that Gary was just my mom's friend.When mom dumped Gary,i thought that he had to go fix the military planes.so later i found out that mom and G were dating.then i thought whoever got dumped had to fix planes


I also believed that my soul was a flat transparent glowing sky blue colour thing that sorta looked like the GameFreak� logo.

I used to believe…

When he was 5, my daughter believed that a copule gets married and that's how they get baby #1. She was quite puzzled as to how more babies coupld happen. She asked me if they have to get married again to get baby #2.

I used to believe…

When I was around 10 years old I had a crush on a really good guy friend of mine, and so one day I go up to him and I kissed him on the cheek. Later that day a really good girl friend of mine who was a bit older then me told me that you could get pregnant by kissing someone!!!

I used to believe…

Until age 12 or so I thought a blow job was the wind blown hair you't get from sticking your head out the window in a car or driving in a convertible. I used to tell my mom I just got a blow job!

I used to believe that babies were made when two people kissed and the sperm game up from the guy's stomach and went down the girl's throat into her stomach and tada!

I used to believe…

When i was in 4th grade we had a talk in class about puberty and we had a movie we had to watch about it well...they accidently switched the movies and the guy's got the girl one and we got the guy one it didn't take to long to figure it out but well the guys were realy imature about it

I used to believe…

when i was about seven iued to think that women could give birth by pressing their belly button but when i asked my mum she said "if only" i now know the horrifying truth

I used to believe…

When I was about five or six I had a friend who lived next door. She was three years older than me and knew a lot about sex from her school friends. She always put these ridiculous ideas in my head about what happened during sex. In fact on several occasions things she'd told me had gotten me in trouble.

I don't exactly remember this, but my mother told me that when I was around that age, we were going to go out somewhere, and my parents were trying to get dressed in their room. I kept trying to go in, and finally my mom opened the door and said, ''Can we please have a little privacy?!'' I told her, ''I know what privacy means. Privacy means sex.''

I used to believe…

When my sister went through puberty, she came out of it with... shall we say, quite generous proportioning. Being only twelve years old at the time, I came under the impression that when I was sixteen, my breasts would be as large as hers... sadly, they never came close.

I used to believe…

This wasn't actually my belief; it was, in fact, my little brother. It happened one embarrassing afternoon when, clearly enthralled by his contortionist capabilities, he asked me: "Can you twist your weewee?"

I don't believe I have ever been more mortified, but I managed to explain to him that girls - and consequentially, I - did not come equipped with these. He didn't believe me, and had to go ask our mother to be sure. Boy, what a shocker that must have been for the li'l guy!

I used to believe…

When I was very young my mom used to jokingly tell me that when I was born, I was just a big poop. I felt so bad for my mom and any woman sporting a big belly. One day when my mother and I were on the bus, I saw a woman who looked as though she was going to bust the baby out at any moment. I went up to the lady and told her, "I hope that when you poop your baby wont hurt you too much." She just looked at my like I had two heads. My mom had to explain to me where babies really came out of.

I used to believe…

When I was little I swear one of my older sisters (I'm the youngest of 4 girls) told me that if I always wore my bra (like to bed) that my breast wouldn't grow. Well I was a tomboy and I would wear sports bras all the time, until they fell apart. Needless to say my breast did grow and I am now a size 36B.

I used to believe…

When I was fairly young (quite possibly four or five), I was fortunate enough to have a fairly good scientific grasp on how reproduction occurred - at least, as far as the sperm and the egg went. Exactly when and how this happened, I wasn't quite sure - but my personal theory was that while the soon-to-be parents were sleeping in the same bed, they somehow gravitated toward each other, and while sleeping, did something that caused conception. Exactly what this 'something' was, I really didn't know.

I used to believe…

Last year in my freshman year of highschool, some freshman boy asked me if a I was a virgin. I thought he meant if I was a "virgo".

I said no, and he freaked out.

I used to believe…

When I was about 9 and hanging out with the older girls at the boarding school, they were talking about periods of which I knew nothing but pretended I did. They convinced me that boys had periods too and had pads shaped like hot dog buns to fit over their penis to catch the blood. I think I believed that until I was 13!