sex

I used to believe…

When I was little, my cousin told me that both men and women got periods and that men gave women their periods. In response I suggested the vice versa, "and women give men men their periods?" My cousin responded by correcting me and telling me that only men gave women their periods. I didn't really wonder where men got theirs from. I seem to remember demonstrations with Ken and Barbie dolls.

I used to believe…

Before I knew about periods and stuff, I asked my mum what these little packages (sanitary towels) were and she told me they were 'lady's tissues'. I got the wrong message thinking whenever my mum got a cold, she'd use these 'lady's tissues'.

I did not know much about periods, My mom tried explaining me about the blood stains. " I just laughed and I told her I am feeling well. Why on hell will I be bleeding? And arrogently told her that U think too much about all dangers and diseases". She never again tried explaining . And finally when I got my period I was scared that I had CANCER and decided So only mom was telling me all that stuff that day. I went and told my mom about that when she explained That I was not having CANCER. It was really hard to belive that day. Hahahaaaaaaaaa......

i used to believe that you had to have sex two times to get pregnate, and my mom has 9 kids so i figured that she had to have sex only 18 times to get us all out, i also believed that when we came out we came out her butt becouse i didnt know that girls had holes and the butt was the only place they could come out or else they would be stuck in there forever.

I used to not know that sex existed, and that you just randomly became pregnant after marraige.

And then when I found out about sex, I thought you became pregnant and THEN had sex, in order for the baby to be born with suscess.

Coincidentally, I also thought that the honeymoon was just a place you go to hang out in order to celebrate! Boy was that dumb. ]_[

I used to believe…

My mom told me that a mad man used to give babies to moms and dads who were sad....hensforth when the idea of sex crossed my mind I nearly died thinking that a crazy pedophile looked after me before I was born

I used to believe…

Although I knew about fucking in theory at least, I still believed the baby came out of the woman's belly button until I was 11 or 12.

Much later, when I was a schoolteacher, we were having a discussion in the staffroom about abortion in rape cases. It turned out that this 30-year old, married teacher believed a woman could only get pregnant if she had an orgasm.

I used to believe…

It's kind of sad, but at the age of 16, my best friend thought that the day after you had sex, you'd know that you were pregnant because you got morning sickness. I had spend hours - literally - explaining that the morning after the egg is probably newly fertilized and not even emplanted in the Uteran wall. She thought for sure the day after sex you'd have a baby in there.

I used to believe that women had babies just when they grew up. Now I know there is a man involved

I used to believe…

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I USED TO BELIEVE YOU COULD HAVE A BABY BY JUST KISSING!

I used to believe…

When I was around 7 or 8, my friend Seth and I were at a family BBQ. His uncle was getting ready to leave and as he was getting into his car, my friend screamed at the top of his lungs, "Uncle Lance!!!! Don't forget that I'm coming to your condom this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!" ---he meant condo....

I used to believe…

when i was small, i used to think your period was when you started growing hair on your private parts. When my older sisters friend got her period, and we couldnt go to hurricane harbor, i was so upset. i couldnt figure out why! I just kept thinking "well does it itch or something?!"

I used to believe that when two people wanted to have a baby they had to be in a room naked and turn up the thermostat. We had just learned about evaporation and i thought that a mans "stuff" evaporated and so did the womans egg. it would float up into steam and make a cloud.Then the cloud would go down through the womans belly button and become the baby. I was quite off wasnt I? =)

I used to believe…

lol i thought sperm was bigga than it is and came out in pee so when i waz about 10 id sit there havin a pee lookin 4 da sperm. I also was scared of peein on da toilet seat cos i thought it mite get mi mum pregnant.

I used to think a virgin was a monster that would come up from under your bed and look like a nice person (angelic) but then eat you if you didn't say your prayers

I used to believe…

one of my friends used to believe oral sex was blowing on a guy's penis...this coming from the term blow job...i tried to tell her the truth but she didn't believe me till she was 14