sex

I used to believe…

When I was little, I happen to take my dad's porno video. As I watched it, at the very end of each sex scene, I would see a guy shoot out something white every time. I used to think that the penis was sucking all the juice out of the vagina and shooting it out.

I used to think condoms were really thick, and men used to make fire inside a womans vigina! my friend once dared me to ask a lady if she had any condoms. i did! she said yes and actually gave me and my friend some condoms! we blew them up like balloons and threw them out of the window into a group of teens!

I used to believe…

When I was Eight I used to Believe that if you said sex 1000 times in a row you would become pregnant (a 10th grader told me well my brother)!

I used to believe…

When i was in third grade, when people would fart and i would say "i didn't do it" and the kids in my class would laugh and say "do it! haha" i didnt figure out that they were talking about having sex for a couple of years

I used to believe…

that a baby was a tiny plant that was inside every girl from when they were babies and as each girl grew it just got bigger and bigger until itt became a full size baby and popped (without any pain) out when you were exactly 21. I told my brother when I was six and he was ten and he said "you stupid cow".

I used to believe…

Before I learned about anatomy I used to believe babies came from a woman's cleavage. I would sit for hours staring at women's breasts waiting for a baby to poke their head out.

I remeber in 5th grade two kids said they found a condom in the playground. But they pronounced it as CONDIMENT. I didnt know what it was. One of them later explained that that was what people had sex with. So when my older sister and mom pick me up i told them kids at school found a condiment at school. My sister was all "They found ketchup and mustard at your school?" i was mad because they didnt know what i ment.

I used to believe…

when i was about 10 years old there was an article in a newspaper saying that if you looked into the eyes pictured in the paper that within so may weeks you would become pregnant so i was to scared 2 even look at that page. but god nows how ithought i wld get pregnant cause i didnt even now what sex was or even started my periods.

I used to believe…

When I was very young my mum was reading an article about a young girl who had a baby. She said something like 'Oh poor girl, it's not her fault' and I thought pregnancy was some kind of illness or you got pregnant by dialing the wrong phone number and I was scared I would randomly become pregnant.

I used to believe…

When I was about five, I was under the impression that a woman HAD (and I mean legally) to be married in order to get pregnant. Well, the teachers aid in class was pregnant and one of the girls asked her if she had a husband, and I jumped in right away with, Of course she does, it's against the law to have a baby without a husband!" The look on my face when she snapped that she didn't have a husband and that you didn't have to have one must have been priceless!

I used to belive that if you touched a woman's urethra during sex she would urinate all over your penis.

I used to belive that white men's semen was white
and black men's semen was black, My "logic" was that it would explain black people having black babies and white people having white babies.

I used to Believe that when you had a baby it came out of your butt.

I used to believe…

When I was about 6 or 7 , I was told by my cousin the facts of life , which confirmed other things I was told. He went on to tell me that my testes ( not the word he used ) was where my "baby makers " , came from , and when I put them in a woman , she will have my baby.
I had no idea how to get my testes in a woman , and I wondered where they would open up at.

I used to believe…

So until like three years ago, I had heard the term "Female condom" and didn't know how that would work. I knew women didn't have anything that a regular condom would fit over, so I was utterly baffled.

A little while later I came to the conclusion that a Femal condom was a rubber tampon.

I used to believe…

My best guy friend is kind of nerdy. I noticed he started to act really weird around me on the 15th of every month. He would buy me ice cream at lunch and stuff, and also he would act weird around all our female teachers. One day he whispered to me, "I know my english teacher has her period today, so I'm just gonna shut up in that class." I replied, "WHAT? How did you know that?" He blushed and said sorry. That same day at lunch, I ate pizza, which I never eat, and he said, "Katie, you never eat pizza. Is that because of your...*looks right and left* period?" I was like, "What? I don't have that TODAY!" Well, it turned out he thought all girls got their periods beginning on the 15th of every month.