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When I was about 12 years old, I was reading a magazine that talked about birth control. They mentioned the pill and said you had to take it each time or you would get pregnant. Obviously, it meant each time during sex, but I thought it meant you had to take it every day for the rest of your life or you would get pregnant at any time.
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When I was young and I heard a guy say to another guy on a show "You were kissing her ass all week", I thought kissing ass meant literally kissing ass, so I thought the show was very sexual.
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When I was 12 years old, I heard people at school using the phrase "Sex up the ass" I thought it meant putting your head up someone's ass and then having sex...
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when i was about 5 or 6, i remember the commercials in between sesame street about now pregnant women shouldnt drink. i was really confused because everyone needed to drink, so i asked my mom why pregnant women cant drink, and she said because its not good for the baby. so then i proceeded to ask, "not even water?" so now i know better that they were talkin about alcoholic drinks!
i used to believe that when a woman had here period a woman stood up and a put a cup under there legs and "the egg cam out" and the woman would drink the blood.
i used to think that God used to have huge tree in heaven which has lots of holes in it and in each one of them there would be a baby and that parents chose us through dreams,and then god put them in the mothers stomach.And all the babies invariably looked like me in my baby pictures!!
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my friend used to think that a miscarriage was when the mom dropped their babies in a grocery store
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my sister had to give me the old "sex talk" and made me belive that the "female part" is thriving with desease,bugs, and razor blades..what she didn't know wuz i already had dun it..but after that "talk" i went a year straight without any..DON"T ASK SCIENTIST ABOUT SEX
I knew "oral" had to do with your mouth, so it made sense to my 6 six year old self that "oral sex" meant kissing.
Well, one day my father and I were watching some TV special showing a man singing with the microphone right up to his lips, and i, of course, had to show off by proclaiming, "look daddy that man is giving the microphone oral sex!"
How proud he must have been of the public school system that day...
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When I was about nine I heard my cousins talking about oral sex, and I was totally convinced that that meant having sex on the phone. It made perfect sense at the time!
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wheni was in fifth grade we had the perid/sex ed talk at school in an all girls room.in the other room the boys were having study hall and they would have their talk some other time . after it was over we got these kits of pads and tampons and deoderant and calanders and guides on puberty
and stuff like that. after it was done we walke d out and waved or kits at the boys saying "We got goody bags!!!"
I used to believe…
My family was at Walmart one day in October-and I found a pair of Halloween Boxers and there was a "pocket" in them.
"aw how cute! "I announced to my mother- petting the "pocket" "It can hold a treat!"
Oh god-my poor mother-I was in 10th grade!
Can a penis be a treat?
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when i was younger, my uncle told me that hair will grow on my fingers and hands if I masturbate.. well I didn't know what masturbating was back then, but when I found out what it was I was scared because, I got scared that the hair will cover my whole hand, it made me stop masturbating for a WHOLE month..
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I used to think that all babies were born in the middle of the night.
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When I was about five or six -- old enough to realize that pregnancy and genitals were somehow connected, but too young to have acquired any solid knowledge of the specifics -- I "figured out" that women became pregnant when a man and a woman peed in the same toilet without flushing in between. That's why public bathrooms are "men only" and "women only", but homes with one potty are where mommies and daddies live.
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When I was little I thought that sanitary napkins were very clean napkins that one used for special occasion meals.
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When I was young, I used to believe that women's breasts were mouldable like a 'stretch armstrong' action figure. You'd squeeze them and like memory foam, they would remain in that shape for a short period of time... slowly returning back to their original shape. I remembered thinking that it would be so cool to squeeze them with both hands and make them long and cylindrical and and try to loop them around each other in a semi-knot shape... I would watch as they would eventually return back to their original shape. You can imagine the look on my girlfriend when I got to 2nd base for the first time as I hovered over her squeezing away with great expectation and then realizing that I might have been mistaken about them.
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when i was little i used to think that a condom was something you put over the opening of the vagina well i found out later let me tell you!
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When I was little, I asked my mother what an orgasm felt like. She said it felt like "shivers all over your body." For a long time after that, whenever I was watching cartoons and got goosebumps, I believed I was having an orgasm.
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When me and my friend were small we always used to ask each other how we wanted to have sex.
wether you wanted to do it in your bra and under wear, naked or hump (yes we didnt know wat that was either)
