sex

I grew up on a farm, with cows. So at about the age of five I saw some of our cows being "hugged" by the bull in the herd. When i asked my parents why the bull was hugging the cows my parents straight out told me that the cows were having sex and that was how babies were made. Needless to say i soon came to realize how i had been made.

I used to believe woman's tampons were made to dry your hands with (because there was a tv commercial in which a woman keeps the tampon in her hand and tells it absorbs so much fluid)

I used to belive that babys came from mothercare and if you were bad your mum could take u back for a refund!

i used to believe that a pussy ,vagina ,and a coochie was diffrent things

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Because both boys and girls had a "PP", I thought girls had a PP like me. When I was in middle school a friend brought a Playboy to school. It was probably the second time I ever saw a female naked(the first time I thought the girl just had a really small PP). I was really surprised at the reallization that this wasn't true, and at the time I thought the vagina looked really disgusting. But wow did I feel like an idiot.

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Because P.P. was used to refer both boys and girls, I thought girls also had a PP like mine. I was probably under 10 when me and a female friend were in her room playing with toys, and somehow we got the idea to show each other our PP's. When I saw her's I said, "Wow you have a really small PP". Then she said "My big brother has a really small one to." Thinking back to what she said is hilarious.

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When I was young, I thought that the man sticks his penis higher than he actually does. I thought it went in where the clit was, afterall, that's the part of the woman that feels best when touched. I didn't understand that it gets touched no matter what. Well... women don't get the short end of the stick....

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Funny story: When I was about 10, I went over to my aunt's house and my cousin and I started to watch music videos. These were the parody kind that make fun of singers or songs. A Britney Spears one came on where this pretty girl in a tight mini skirt and t-shirt was laying on a bed. There were lights leading up to her "landing site" as she was waving those airplane signal lights that landing traffikers use. She took a popular song and changed the lyrics into a song about airplanes. In school they taught us about girl and boy body parts... but they never really explained what they do with them. They also never explained that girls and guys really wanted to do it often either. Man, that was a rude awakening. Who wants to have a sex lesson by a mock Britney Spears when you're 10?

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When I was younger, I used to think that getting married was how people get pregnant.

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When I was a kid I used to read in the bible about how: "Humans should not lie with animals" as the bible put it. When I asked my parents what this meant they told me it was bestiality; having sex with an animal. I didn't know what sex was, so for a while I was worried about lying on the same bed with my kitty. Weird!

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My freind in preschool's parents told her that human babies come from eggs too, but they are inside a mommy's stomach. She also was told that In order for the eggs to come into being, you needed to eat eggs (chicken, although she didnt know thats where they were from at the time) and beans for 9 months straight. SHe told me this and I believed it until my friend told me the truth when I was 9.

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this one girl started her period for the first time in her life ... it was like really bad
well her cat had been sleeping with her that night ... and when she woke up he was gone and there was a huge blood spot in the bed she thought the cat exploded
it was kind of sad and weird

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Up until I was about fourteen (my parents were crazy, strict, Baptists, so they didn't tell me anything about sex; I found out from my older sis), I thought sex was two people either a: sleeping in a bed together (naked?) or b: two people kissing in a bed together (naked?), and then falling asleep afterwards.
I thought this would make a baby, so as a child, when I'd hear couples in church talking about "trying to have a baby" I didn't understand what they were doing to try to make this happen. I asked Mom once: "What do they mean they're trying? Doesn't it just happen (while they're asleep)?" I was very confused about it all, and Mom refused to give me a straight answer on it. Thankfully, my sister straightened me out when I was 14.

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my friend used to think condoms were balloons and she found one in her parents room and blew it up and showed her mum her "balloon"

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when i was young i wondered where kids and young animals came from so i asked Grandma and she sugared the pill by saying that they were created by a stork who used to deliver them to the mum and dad who they belonged to. so i belived that but then i brought a book called the facts of life when i was seven so then i knew the truth.

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Since my parents were so religious I was convinced it was a sin to have sex. Until I was in the six grade I thought they had me from just making out a lot. I told my whole class not to kiss boys or else they would get pregnant. My teacher never corrected me. Then during a family life class I realized my mistake