sex

I used to believe…

In order to have Oral Sex, I thought that you had to be with your loved one and be touching/kissing, whatever you want to, or just stay there and make moaning sounds or say things that are about sex. Because I knew that "Oral" meant something that had to do with your mouth, so I thought it was that you had to say dirty stuff so you can have Oral Sex.

i used to belive that my moms tampons were air fresheners. They has little flowers on the wrapper, so i thought that meant they smelled like flowers, so i used to open them up and wave them around the air and then just throw them away.

i used to belive when i was little that whenever my mom and dad kissed, that my mom would get pregnant. So every time i saw that id run to my sister and say "i think moms gonna have a baby!!"

I thought you had to be married to get pregnant.. as in I thought it wasn't physically possible to get pregnant unless you were married.

I used to believe…

A high school friend - a guy - thought that when girls had their periods, they just had to go sit on the toilet for about ten minutes until the bleeding was all done, then the period was over. At the time, he was 16 and he had a sister...yet this was his belief.

I used to think a woman got pregnant after a man put his penis between a woman's breasts.

I have three younger sisters, so by the time I was six, I knew that babies came from my mom's belly. What I didn't know was how they got there. Of course, I asked my trusty old dad. He told me that the doctor calls women and then they're pregnant. For a long time after, I was very afraid that the doctor would call me!

I used to believe…

My mother made a story on how my sister came into our family. She said that there are babies all line up in a hospital. She went and picked the the most beautiful one. I asked her what of the babies not picked by anyone. She replied that they become doctors. (I never asked where the babies came from in the first place!)

I used to believe…

When I was younger, I heard my mom talking about a blow job. I took the context and concluded that it was a sexual thing, but unfortunantly, didn't have a clue what it really was. Until I hit high school, I really thought it was the act of blowing air on a penis.

I used to think that to have a baby, the doctors had to cut your tummy open. Needless to say, I swore never to get pregnant.

I used to believe…

when i first heard about how sex works, i was afraid to try it with a girl. i thought there was only one hole and would get peed on

I used to believe that if a pregnant woman had a bump out the front she would have only one child. Twins meant bumps out both sides. Side bumps and a front bump was going to be triplets. Quads would have been very uncomfortable with bumps in four directions. More than 4 bumps (babies) I couldn't even begin to think about.

I used to believe…

When I was little I thought the way a baby got in you was that the guys thingy went into the girls belly button and that made her pregnant because he pushed her button. Needless to say I was scared when i started school and everyone tried to put their fingers in your belly button. I thought their thingy was their finger!!!!! And you could get pregnant.

I used to believe…

My friend convinced me when I was about six that the way we got hair on our heads was that as we came out our mothers vagina that her pubic hair got stuck to our heads... Too bad if you mum had a brazillian!!

I used to believe…

Whem my kids were young, we lived on a hobby farm. So they were familiar with the rubber rings we affixed around the male lambs' scrotums to castrate them. When my oldest boy was about 10, he found a rolled-up, unused condom and asked what it was. We had to tell him that it was used to stop people from having babies. He put two and two together and figured it worked just like those rubber rings we used on the lambs.

I used to believe…

Once when I was 12 years old, I had pains in my lower stomach for about a week, and was convinced for some odd reason that I was pregnant. I wondered how it had happened, seeing as how I'd never had sex. I even started refering to the pain as 'my baby'. I even went to the extreme of looking online to find out the symptons of pregnancy.

It turns out the pain was just from doing sit-ups in gym class. Luckily I never told my parents I thought I was pregnant.