sex

I used to believe…

my dad used to tell me that him and and my mum got loads of glue and oter materials and built me and when they finished they said "wake up". I never belived him though

I used to think babies were made by a man and a woman kissing and the man would pass an actual egg through his mouth to the woman's mouth and she would swallow it. The egg would hatch and a baby would then start growing inside her stomach.

I used to believe…

When I was about 8 years old, and having just gone swimming in the cold lake (which we lived right next to), I went to the bathroom and noticed that my penis and testicles had shrunk CONSIDERABLY. I guess I hadn't really paid much attention to my penis before that age, since I didn't know that after cold swims male testicles tend to shrink up (which of course is a biolgoical function to keep them the right temperature).

Anyhow, when I saw my shrunken penis and testicles, I was absolutely mortified that my penis was going to disappear and that I was turning into a girl. I didn't say anything but I remember praying that I wasnn't going to turn into a girl.

After a few weeks I realized my penis was back to it's normal size and I wasn't turning into a girl.

I used to believe…

For a long time, I didn't know that guys got erections, so I thought that during sex, their penis would still be pointing down. Because of that, I couldn't envision how people could have sex. I'd seen sex scenes in movies where the guy would be on top of the gal, but I came to the conclusion that people just did that for a little while before having sex, and then they'd get into a new position where they'd lie with their heads at opposite ends of the bed, and would both move their legs apart really far and scoot close enough so that they guy could get inside her. I thought it was this huge physical feat.

I used to believe…

Me and my brothers used to call sex 'urruh' because of the noise my mum and dad used to make.. we were fasinated on what was happening and why it looked so fun. I understood the part on how the baby was concieved but i used to think that the baby got out the mums body by the belly button/the doctor sliced the tummy open. Or something like that.

I used to believe…

im 13 now and a few years ago i was round my friends house talking about pregnancy and i thought that babys came out of arses, i was shocked when he asked his grandad... he burst into laughter.

I used to believe…

Hm.. I always thought that babys came out of the butt :D

I'm very embaressed about this now that I know what I did. When I was very young i used to always crawl under my parents bed to look for stuff. One time I found a sealed *condom (which ididn't know what it was at the time) opened it up..noticed it was sticky but looked like a balloon. So first I chewed on it (crazy habit that i have chewing on rubber) tasted weird then I blew it up like a balloon and played with it. No one ever found out what I did..not even to this day. I'd be so embaressed :(

I used to believe…

My older sister always complained that she hated her big boobs and told me that I would hate them. So that scared me alot! She told me that if i wanted to prevent boobs, whenever I go to sleep I would sleep on my tummy cross my arms over my chest to squish my boobs from ever coming out. It worked! I am as flat as board and I never have to complain about the pain or buying any bras yay!

I used to believe…

My best friend once told me she couldn't wear a tampon because "she wouldn't be a virgin anymore" I started crying because I thought that meant I had lost my virginity.

I used to believe…

When I was four I thought that RIGHT when a man and a woman got married that the woman just became pregnant out of nowhere. I remember telling my grandma I would never get married.

I used to believe…

When I was 7, my parents let me know that I was going to have a baby borther or sister. I replied, "OK, great. Let me know what night you need to sleep naked so I don't bother you." MY parents, needless to say, were perplexed. Apparently, I thought that women perioidically became pregnant, and that in order to continue the pregnancy, they had to sleep naked with their husbands to move to the next stage. They still tell that story. I"m almost 40.

I used to believe that babies where flat-packed from MFI until I was set straight on the matter by a very imageful video.

I used to believe…

When,as a youngster, I first learned a man had to insert his penis into a woman to make a baby. I accepted this and thought they only did it when they wanted a baby. When I first found a condom and it was explained to me that a man would put it on his penis so he could have sex with a woman just for enjoyment and not make babies, I was totally dumbfounded and thought this was a very naughty and wicked thing to do. Later in life I used them just like most others and found they wern't so naughty after all.

I once saw a guy after he was playing a long game of volleyball... He was quite sweaty and the cloth his shorts were made of got dark if wet... His crotch area was darker... I honestly believed that that was the first time I saw a man "cum"...

I used to believe…

When I was a little girl, I thought that my clitoris was a carrot piece or a pea that had gotten stuck there. I used to try to lean down and bite it off.. imagine my relief when I learned what it was that I never made it down that far!