sex

I used to believe…

my friend was at my sleepover and 1 time she had to go to the bathroom, the next thing we knew she was screaming soooo loud that that a few neighbours came over! she was screaming !!!!!!! I'M DYING!!!!! we all rushed over to her and relised that she was just having her period! she then had to go home to be explained what a period is!

I come from a catholic family, so they always talked about the Virgin Mary and I thought virgin was part of her name so if anybody would've asked me if I was a virgin I would've probably said no.

i knew what a blowjob was since i was pretty young but i always thought oral sex was something different , i only found out in grade 7 that they were the same thing, i thought it was like talking during sex or something.

I used to think that when adults were in bed laying back to back, putting their buttocks together, they were doing something forbidden and "nasty" - perhaps even having sex!

I used to think that a period happened in both a male and female, and instead of blood, a man/woman would have occasional orgasms/ejaculations at random times as they got older.

I used to think that babies came out of the bellybutton of the mother, and babies didnt have ubilical chords. The doctors would cut open the bellybutton, then they would tie it up again.

I used to believe…

On my mother's birthday some years ago, my little brother didn't know what to give her, so he gave her a pad. He thought that it was a present, being small and covered in coloured plastic.

I use to belief that condoms were small ballons

I used to believe…

when i was 11 i still didnt know what sed was and i had my period already. So one day my bf and i were in my backyard place and he asked me if i had sex yet. I told him i didnt even know what it was yet. He said it was a very complicated process where the man licked the woman's clitoris. I asked him why he brought this up and he said he wanted to have sex. I told him id think about it and that night i said to my mother,"Bobby wants to lick my clitoris. Would i get in trouble?"

I used to believe…

my younger cousin has strange interests and one is breasts. One day we were playign truth or dare so he dared me to show him my "boobies". I was like "Hell no!'' We always kept this to ourselves since then so on my birthday(20) we were on a walk and i brought it up. He said,"At the time you were the only cousin that had them and i wanted to see if they were real." He was 9 that day!

I used to believe…

To explain my new baby sister, I was told she came from The Baby Shop. They gave me a big box of Duplo and said that this was from my sister. I thought they had got a special deal, Buy a Baby, Get Free Toys!! (My mum sold the duplo when I got older, I was really sad, I wanted to keep three figures from the set.)

I used to believe…

A few times when I was little I saw commercials for Trojan condoms. When the packaging for the condoms were shown, I assumed it was a book of matches. Since hotel lobbies often had matches with their logos, I reasoned that Trojan was a hotel. The happy people in the commerical were loyal customers.

I used to believe…

When I was little (about 3) I asked my mum what sex was, she said it was chocolates for mummies and daddies.

So, on my mum's birthday I went to the shops and asked for some, the lady kindly told me what sex was.

oops!

I learned about sex when I was 9, but I had a friend who insisted women got pregnant by a man sticking his penis in her mouth - the woman would swallow the sperm and the baby would grow right in her stomach. I knew better, but she was very adamant about it, even telling me she'd seen a picture in the dictionary. I'd like to know what kind of dictionary she was looking at!

I used to believe…

yea so i just turned 16 and last year near homecoming [14] i was getting my nails done, and then i picked up this magazine for woman [in the middle of the table, why it was there, no idea] and i turned the page to find in big letters G-SPOT, and i was like "Mom whats a G-spot?" in front of everyone, i have never seen her turn so red&&quiet and so many giggling woman...

when we were in the car she told me what a gspot was, how it was "a girl part that makes you sexually pleasured" and i thought i got it after that...but i didnt..

so a few days later were dropping off my friend when my mom brought up the story with the g-spot, then i was like "Yea my g-spot is right here" then i pointed at my neck [i get turned on when kissed right there] and then my friend looked at me weird and it took me 5 seconds to laugh and go haha just kidding.

i didnt learn what a g-spot was until i read a romance story saying what it was...

I used to believe…

when i was like 13 and my little brother was 4 years old, he started to ask about period and what it means.i explained all about it and added a little something... that he would also have period and bleed through his #%$!!! days after i caught him putting one of my absorbants on his shorts very carefully :))).it took about a year to get that idea out of his head: i know...i was a sick little girl