sex

I used to believe…

My mother always told me that somewhere between 10 and 12 years old, I would go through a 'change'. I know what she meant now, but when I was 6 or 7, I was convinced that she meant I would 'change' from a girl to a boy. I was so worried about all my 'girl' toys...what would happen to them??? What about clothes? I didn't have any 'boy' clothes! What would I do??? When I finally got old enough, and I did go through the 'change', I was so relieved!!!!!

I used to believe…

When I war around 5 or 6 years old, I used to believe that black boys had a white penis, just like mine.

I u stuck something up ur vagina, u would have baby shaped like that thing. For ex: bead= bead shaped baby

I used to believe…

my dad likes to joke and once he got carried away. He actually told my sister u can get pregnant by eating green M&Ms. I didn't realize this until one day my mom came in my room and asked who i slept with. I didnt know what she was talking about and said my sister told her i was pregnant. When i confronted her she said the M&M thing. As it turns out she saw me eating them the day before!

I used to believe…

When I was 10 I thought you could put butter on your to make your breast grow]. But it is not true!!!

I used to believe…

When I was a kid, fresh bread and milk were delivered (separately) to houses during the night i.e. you woke up in the morning and there they were on the doorstep.

Living in a new suburb which was full of young parents (like mine at the time), when I was in bed, I would often hear babies crying at night.

I used to believe the baker delivered boy babies and the milk-man delivered girl babies.

I used to believe that the vagina was just a huge circle in the middle of the body. In health in fifth grade, they said that a penis goes into the vagina, which is a hole in the girls body, and sperm comes out. Until i started watching late-night HBO, i thought that during sex, the penis would go into the hole, and ejaculate without touching the sides, kindof like operation.

I used to believe (until about a month ago) that you could give yourself an abortion by pulling the baby out of you.

I had a very interesting idea of sex when I was younger. I thought that a man and a woman would go to sleep in the same bed (hence, 'sleeping together) and then at some point during the night the man's penis would make its way over to the female. I thought it stayed there for the rest of the night, and in the morning you would have to carefully take it out. I also thought that the woman's privates could close and open, and so could the mans. When they wanted to have sex, they would open.This was reinforced by the
Howie Day song, Collide which I thought was about sex.

The dawn is breaking
A light shining through
You're barely waking
And I'm tangled up in you
Yeah

I'm open, you're closed
Where I follow, you'll go
I worry I won't see your face
Light up again

I thought Howie Day was a very dirty man, singing about this. He was saying that after having sex, after many tries he wakes up and is 'tangled up' inside of the woman. And I thought that a lot of the time when he wanted to have sex with this woman, she was closed, but he was open.
What a sicko this Howie Day guy is!!!!
Haha!!

I used to believe…

One day when I was about four or five I asked my mom how babies got out of their mommies' bellies. Not knowing exactly what to say, she told me that they popped out of the mommy's belly button. I knew right away that this was total crap. But where did they get out? In answer to this question I decided that they had to be pooed out. Since I didn't know how babies where made either, I lived in fear of accidentally pooing a baby into the toilet.

I used to believe…

When I was very little I heard the word condom used. My mom had explained to me that if married people didn't want to have children they had to use a condom. The closest word I had ever heard to it was the word condiment so I figured condom was just an abreviation. Well one day there was a bit of a family gathering at my house, including my cousin who had just recently gotten married. Well she was discussing with my mom and some of my other relatives that she didn't want to have children. So trying to help my cousin I ran into the kitchen and grabbed the mustard, I ran back put the mustard in her hands and said "You have to use a condom like this if you don't want kids". EVERYONE laughed forever!!! and now I'm married and just had my first child. I had my cousin over a few weeks back (which is what reminded me of the story), She had brought me gift, I told her how thoughtful it was, and after I unwrapped it.....yeah Mustard. She then said "now you said you didn't want another for a while so use this wisely".

I heard that sex felt good when i was little so i i thought u got tickeld.Then i told my friend and in class she was tickeling a boy.She got took out because when she was tickeling him it was disturbing them from there school work.So the teacher said what were you doing and she said having sex.LOL

i used to believe that when you had a tug or a w*nk it made you go blind

I used to think for some weird reason that masterbation meant that the guy put the condom on his self..i dont know how i got that idea!!!

i used to play "giving birth" with my friends and once with my boy cousin. I was about 5 and he was 4 but he was a little more educated than me. So when i asked if he wanted to play that and he said yes i laid down on the bed and waited for him to "put me to sleep and cut me open." He just sat there and said he was waitng on me. I sat up and asked what he was talking about. He whispered in my ear "you know what im talking about". When i made him tell me i was shocked. But i had to believe him so i laid back down and started screaming. He kept holding my hands and rubbing my stomach and after 5 minutes of this my mother heard me and i got lectured for scaring her to death.

I thought that babies were born with their eyes closed just like the puppies my dog had, having no family and no reason to think any different I thought this until I was 22!