sex

I thought babies came from kissing (because that is what happens on The Sims). So whe I saw my best friend kiss a boy on the lips (This was a dare, mind you). I screamed, quite loudly, "OH MY GOSH ELLIOT! YOURE GONNA HAVE A BABY!!!"

Then I had a little talk with the principal about where babies really came from.
I was scarred for life (What do you expect? I was only in first grade!)

This resulted in an angry mother at both me and the principal. No Sims time for a week. Aww, man!

I once heard my parents having sex in the bedroom, and walked in on them, and thought they were playing a fun game ! The next day i kept asking if i could play next time !!! LOL

I used to believe…

Okay, so you know those tampon/pad machines? Well, I thought that when you put in money for a pad, you wore the pad for 5 weeks, and then you were pregnant, with a girl. Tampons were boys. And you needed to wear them for 10 weeks. . I remember i asked my mom "I want a sister, okayy?" i put in the money, and handed her a pad. she's like... uh, no Alexa. That's not how it's done.

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When I was about 5 or 6, my three older brothers were telling me that Yellow-5 makes your penis shrink. Well, everyone, including my mom drank a lot of Mountain Dew. Everyone except me. Anyway, Mountain Dew has Yellow-5 in it, so one time, in the car, my brothers were telling me that, and I turn to my mom and say, "So is that why you're a girl?"

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When i was about 14(im 17now)My Sex-ed teacher had all these pictures of positions in sex.The doggy stlye Scared me the most though because i thought i would turn into a dog or somthing.My friends Fixed me

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When i was little i used to think that u got pregnant from period pads. So if my mom ever needed me to grab one for her i would pick it up with the tip of fingers run to her as fast as i could and then throw it really fast.

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When I stole my big sister's sex ed class book, around 1st grade or so, our book described orgasms as "waves of nice feelings washing over couples' bodies during the peak feeling of sexual intercourse" or something along those lines. Well, being the genius kid i was, i thought the only way to have sex was underwater, and the reason people breathed hard during it was because they had to come up for air. If you thought that was weird, heres the kookyest part: there were little "sex crabs" that lived under the sand in the ocean and monitored the couples sex and told the water "They're ready" when the couple was at its peak feeling in sex. Then a huge wave of nice, warm, good feeling water washed over the couple. I was very strange...

i used to belive that a man 4 sex stuck his head up a woman's vagina!stupid me!tee hee!

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When I was around 8, before I ever had "The Talk", my Aunt was expecting. We were at a picnic and she had a mis-carriage, but it looked like her period to me. Everyone wa stalking about her having a mis-carriage and losing her baby. When I had my first one, I screamed for my mother and told her I had a mis-carriage. She laughed so hard she fell down, and finally explained it to me. I was 13 before I finally learned the truth.

(Not mine)
My friends' mother use to call having her period "When the river runs red". My friend lived next to a small stream, and use to watch it everyday to see when she'd have hers.

I used to believe…

anyway i thought when ppl hv sex they are supposed to lie face to face on a bed, and it would take the whole night. and when people say "on top" i thought it was meant literally. so i thought "shouldnt girls be on top because they are lighter?"

i use to think that you got pregnant just by touching and that babies came out of your belly button.

I used to believe…

Before they gave us the sex ed talk in school - you remember, don't you? You went to a seperate room from the boys, they showed you a little movie, gave you free tampons and pads? Yea. That talk.

Anyways, before then, i thought that women got their periods in their breasts. I thought that the tv ads with women in towls and always grasping at their chest when they got out (you know, the dainty 'who me' look that one commercial had).. yea. i was a sheltered kid. A weird one too.

I used to think that when you had sex all the penis did is go back and forth and somehow the sperm found their way up lol

I had a friend that thought that you peed and bled out of the smae hole so she took her tampon out every time she went pee until my other fried told her the truth.lol

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When I was about six I was at a family picnic and my aunt swallowed a watermelon seed. Well, 9 months later she had a baby, all the grown ups were joking that it was the seed that did it, for the next three or four years I honestly believed that if you swallowed a watermelon seed you'd get pregnant.

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when i was little my cousin told me that if u squeezed ur boobs they would get bigger. so until i was 10 id squeeze my boobs