sex

I used to believe…

Because my parents would always turn the channel or remove me from the room if a sex scene ever came on T.V., I thought that sex was this awful thing that my parents were trying to keep out of the house. I thought that if you had sex, you would go to hell. Then one day, I accidentally walked in on my parents having sex, and I was so convinced that they were going to hell that I cried for hours. My mom decided to have "the sex talk" with me at somewhat of a young age because of this. I now have a baby of my own, and I plan on taking a different approach.

I used to believe…

when i was little my mom was pregnant and my dad told me the doctors had to use a tin opener to get it out i believed every word and was terrified my mom would have no 'cover' on her belly like a tin after its been opened

I used to think babies came out of tummies. Also that if I pooped, I would poop a baby.

I used to believe…

When I was 3 I popped the big question to my dad: "Where do babies come from?". My dad, being a somewhat embarrassed scientist, and not feeling quite up to explaining sex to me, instead decided to give me a very detailed and quite accurate description of artificial insemination, starting with the man "peeing" in a petri dish, and all the way to implantation of the embryo.

I thought this was rather involved, but believed it for years.

I remember when i was a child i was having a bath with my mum who was heavily pregnant with my brother. She told me that her belly button was the lock for the lid so when the baby was ready, i.e, like an oven, she just lifted the lid off her belly and the baby popped out. I believed her

I used to believe…

i used to believe that condom machines were sweets because of them bein a strawberry flavour so i saved �2 and went and bought some when we were haveing a meal in the pub and i offered my mum one and she took them of me after recently doin sex ed i have realised that they arent sweets how embarrasing!!!

i used to belive that when you would give a blow job that if they came inside your mouth u would get pregnent and it wuold grow inside your belly n thats why you would get the choice to either spit or swallow !!!

I used to believe…

A kid in my class named Sean still believes that a woman has a hole in her stomach and when she gives birth, the doctors open her stomach and take the baby out. There is a teacher in the other class that is very mean... and Sean thinks the reason she is so grumpy is because she cant have any kids because the doctors sewed he stomach up... and guess what... Sean is 13!!!!

I used to believe…

Until I was 14 years old I thought you got pregnant when a boy pee'd in you....no one ever explained that something ELSE came out of the "pee pee"

I used to believe…

my friend's little brother used to belive that you got a period after you kissed a boy. when my friend got hers he over heard us talking and he shouted " MOM MOM!!!!! ALEX KISSED A BOY!!!!!!" we laughed so hard it wasn't funny!

I used to believe…

(not my beleif) once my friend anne and her 13 year old sister came to my house for a sleep over. later that night we heard her talking on the phone to her mother. anne said she heard something about a period.my 10 year old brother woke up before us and over heard us talking and he asked "what's Alison so worried about?" he heard about periods was but didn't REALLY understand it. Anne said "she got her period, i think." so he said "how can you get a punctuation?" alison, Anne and I laughed so hard it seemed we were crazy.

I used to believe…

When I was younger, I used to think that a condom was shaped like a sanitry towel, and it never occured to me to wonder why it was shaped this way and not another! I did ponder how people managed to have sex with a big, thick thing between them!

I used to think virgins were saints.

I used to believe that having oral sex meant talking about it, like phone sex for example. With my first serious boyfriend, we had phone sex pretty often because he lived out of town, but I told my friends that we had oral sex. When I realized my mistake, I was mortified.

I used to believe…

Once I finally understood that the penis had to be hard before entering a woman's vagina, I just figured that a grown man ALWAYS had an erect penis. That's what happened when a boy went through puberty--he got his "permanent" erection.

Ouch.

I used to beleive that sex involved a man and a woman lying in bed naked and the man would pee a little...and I wondered why men would want to do that so much.

I also thought that guys wanted sex so they could have kids...it's exactly the opposite, however.

And I also thought that masturbation was rubbing your hands together