sex

i used to believe that when in singles advertisements people put down "BDSM" they meant "big dick, small man". I always found myself imagining a little pixie or something with like a six-foot long manhood.

i used to think if u touched ur butt ur penis would fall off!!!!!

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Well Whan i was a kid I always thougt that a mummy and daddy would sleep next to each other, kiss, and then the tiny baby would crawl from the dads belly button into the mums and grow there...and when it was time she would...barff up the baby. I thought this because my parents talked about cleaning the baby after it comes out...i thought BARFF!!!

I use to believe that you get pregnant by kissing on the lips.

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When i was four I heard my older brother say puff and he told me what it ment.I aways thought that for a women to be pregnant, you had a pillow fight,so that when you hit the womens tummy a baby went in.Then when i slept at my friends house to sleep she said"Lets have a pillow fight" so i said"You trying to get me pregnant you puff"I didnt find out the truth until i was five.Uhhhhhhhhh!

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When my brother was little my dad took him to the zoo.... When they went to donkey enclosure my brother proceeded to say (very loudly) Dad! There's an elephant inside that donkey! What he believed to be seeing I guess whas an elepants trunk coming from the donkeys belly (this was a boy donkey)

I was the only child until my younger sister came along when I was two. I knew that she had come form mommy. Oddly enough, however, I held the belief that my two boy cousins had come from my uncle. In my mind girls *obviously* came from mommies and boys came from daddies. I never got a brother so it wasn't until a few years later that my mom set me straight about it. I find it interesting that I can still recall this childhood theory and distinctly remember believing it.

I remeber when I was about 6 or 7 I thought condoms were balloons. I remeber one time My mom took me to a friend's house, this friend being about 4 years older then I, and my friend gave me a condom to entertain myself.

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I used to believe that when a man touches a woman and when he sleeps with her she gots a baby. When I was about 7(before 4 years!) my uncle touched my hair and i started to cry and scream ˝you idiot im pregnant now and i did�nt wanted to have sex!˝ When I was 8 my mom bought me a book about puberty and then I realized.

I used to believe that God gave you a baby when he thought you should have one. I continued to believe this after having to drop out of college and get married. When my daughter was 4 months old I thought I was pregnant again and I FLIPPED OUT! My best friend, who was NOT Catholic explained birth control to me. I'm glad she did! I am done after 2 kids.

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when I was little I heard the term "He was inside me" somehow in conjuntion with "got me pregnant"

and till I was about 9 I believed that to get a woman pregnant you have to get inside of her completely

I figured it out after my teacher showed us her pregnant stomach and we met he 6'5 husband (she was 5'4 or so)

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When I was little I heard stories about a rock exploding and out comes a baby. So I always had this idea that babies are hidden in objects around us: desks, chairs, computers, trees... and when they explode, a baby would come out from it. I remember my mom told me about how she gave birth to me...but somehow, at that time, I had mistaken her meaning, because I always thought that I was a baby from a toilet!!~

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When I was too young to be told about sex and contraception I asked my mother what condoms were, she replied saying go ask your step-dad. So I went upstairs to ask my step-dad what condoms were, to which he replied, Polar Bears hats...and so I went on believing that condoms were polar bears hats for a while until I was educated about sex!!

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when i was in school there was this guy called Gary, in class one day the boys were talking about their girlfriends & the subject of orgasms was raised, Gary proudly said that his mother had "got one for x-mas & you should hear the tunes she can play on it", we think he ment electronic organ, i hope..!

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once when i was 5 i went to the bathroom i never knew what condomes where my big brother said go buy a condome +(we where im a wash room so i went to the condome machine and i got one and i thoght it was a baloon so i was just about to put it in my mouth but my mum stopped me

I was im a mall bathroom once there was no nampkins so i was looking all over for napkins (i was only 7) and i saw somthing that said napkins so i put a quarter im it and i rinsed my hands with tampons.....