sex

I used to believe…

When I was in preschool, I believed that a man's penis looked exactly like our (a girl's) tnogue. So, logically, I thought that since we don't have penises where boys do, I figured we have one in our mouth instead.

I used to believe that what came out when you got your period was blue, because of the ads on tv where women would pour blue liquid onto a pad to show absorbancy. I was surprised and a bit disappointed to find out the truth during puberty.

I believed that if a boy had his doodle cut off, he would die.
That's why they were so protective of them and screamed in pain if they were injured in the groin.

I consider myself pretty well educated on the subject of periods, and the basics of sex. But up until I was 16 or 17, I believed that both the pee and the period came out the same 'hole' (that is, the area where your pee comes out)!

It wasn't until I chanced a look down there that I discovered the vulva 'lips', and freaked out! Needless to say my Mum thought it was very funny when I told her worriedly, and set me straight as to where the period actually left my body (and of course where the penis actually goes during sex)!

I used to believe…

When i was about 6,i thoght that condom were tablets i did'nt know until i was about eleven.

I used to believe for the longest time until I was around age 8 that you got pregnant simply by getting naked and being near a person of the oppisite sex.

I used to believe…

When I was about four, my parents were applying for a home loan.(so I discovered later.) At the time, I was very confused by it all. It was all they talked about. "We should apply..." was the only thing I heard. When I asked what 'appllying' meant, mum told me it meant 'asking permission from somebody to get something.' I gradually started to believe they meant they were 'appllying' for a child. I thought that if you wanted a baby, you had to apply. My parents also said "Maybe we're not eligable..." A few times. I asked what that meant too. I was told it meant 'able to get.' It came to my conclusion that some parents didn't have children because they "wern't eligible." I felt so smart about discovering that. What it made it even funnier was that my mother actally got pregnant! I screamed with joy "So you got permission?!?"
Now, I have scared many of pregnant women by asking them: "Are you sure your eligible? Do you have permission?"

I used to believe…

when i was little i thought that you had to have sex twice as hard to have twins or three times as hard for triplets!

I used to believe…

When I was little, I asked my parents how babies were made. Their response was that you would pick them up on the streets. So for a certain time I actually thought that was how babies were made until I learned about it in school.

i used to think that people get pregnant when they eat alot and all the food in their tummy turns into a baby.

I used to believe…

My grandson is 5 yrs.old, he likes to run around naked after his bath to be chased and caught. I convinced him there is a pecker ferry. If he didn't cover up or put on underware right away i would call the pecker ferry to come and pull it off. It works great!!

i used to believe that during intercourse the man and woman just jumped on each other and that the penis and the vagina were just to pee

I used to believe…

My son believed for the longest time that the doctor put my daughter in my tummy when I was pregnant. He went around telling everyone that her dad was the doctor, not my husband

I remember that I used to think that all penis's were the same size until I saw my stepdads' goods when I accidentally walked in on him getting out of the shower! I was horrified by the site and thought surely this hurt my mom terribly. So every time I heard noises from their room I would cry and cry thinking he was hurting her. Now I know the truth!!

I used to believe…

Through the ages of 5 to 12 I must of misunderstood my mother because instead of saying vagina I would say pajama(not sure if I spelled that right, you know like PJs?). It wasn't until a sex edication video that I learned I was saying it wrong for so many years. Hehe

I used to believe…

When I was little, I firmly believed that to have sex, it was like putting a hot dog in a bun: The man would carefully lay his flaccid penis in the woman's labia (no penetration) and they'd move around... thanks to gaps in sex ed (they just assume we know how it's done!) I didn't figure out I was wrong till I saw my first porn movie at 13 :$