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I used to believe…

one day i was in a convienent store, and right next to the candy were all your lifestyles, and trojans. i saw one brand called "rough rider" and it said on the box "5 rubber condoms" i asked my mom what condoms were and they said they were to keep you from getting pregnat. i figured that they were rubber underwear that you would wear to prevent any penetration whatsoever. like you would just hop all over eachother and thats it.

i had seen a real condom before too i just didnt know it... LOL.

I used to believe that a baby would grow in a mothers stomach and be born from her butt via the intestinal track. This seemed logical, because my mother told me that the reason that I like the soft drink Orangina so much is because she drank it when she was pregnant with me.

I used to believe…

when i was little i found my mom's pads in her bathroom and i thought they were diapers...I thought how cool!! and then one day when we were about to go on a long ride in the car i thought what a perfect oppurtunity to ask my mom to use one. when i asked her she was like what the heck are you talking about? to this day i never snoop around in her bathroom

I used to believe…

One day I was watching tv when they said something about Viagra, (A medicine for erectile dysfunction, for those who don't know) and I didn't know what it was, so I asked my dad what it was. He is a devout Catholic, so he only said "It is for men to have babies." for months on end I thought it was something that would cause men to grow a male vagina and be able to have babies! I learned what it was by reading Time magazine, where there was an ad for Viagra.

I used to believe, when I found out, that once a woman started menstruating they would menstuate each and every day for the rest of their lives and never stop. I was worried for ages about it, and the prospect that I once I begun, I would never be able to go swimming again.

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When I was a little girl my older sister would tell me lies for a kick. She once told me that eating cantalope would make my breasts grow, and i being the tomboy i was, i didn't touch the fruit again until i was about ten when my mom told me it wasn't not true. :-P

I used to believe…

When I was about 10, I was told that I had to pull my foreskin back in order to clean my penis properly. At that time, I had some problems doing that, so every day I tried and managed to pull it back a little bit more. I remember being very worried because I thought that my glans would fall to the floor if I pulled my foreskin back too much! I thought it wasn�t connected to the penis at all...

I used to believe…

My grandmother believed that you gave birth thru your belly button - not an uncommon belief you might think - however she was thirty and pregnant ! she would put a band aid over her belly button in the bath so water wouldnt get in and harm the baby, boy did she get a shock when she gave birth.

I used to think that a boy had to touch a girls arm to get the girl pregnant. My Best Friends Brother was lifting me on to a ride so i thought i had got pregnant.I was about 5 or 6 when it happene.I announced to everyone that i was pregnant and when i told my mum she just about peed herself laughing.I've learned the real way now though.Unfortunatley. ♥

I used to believe that when babies were born they came out of the woman's butt, because I knew nothing was coming out of my privite...

I used to believe…

One time, when my mom's "friend" was visiting, she had asked me to get her a pad. I gave her one, then later that day she asked me for another one and I said to her,"Gimme the other one back and I 'll give you another one!" I smirked at her, but i look back on that day and wonder how it could have been me that said that. My mom still occasionally reminds me of that day!

I used to believe…

when i was 11 i havent had my period yet but one time when i was in the bathroom with my cousin . i saw there was alot of blood in the pad . i asked what that was and she told me when i grow up i'll understand . after that i thought my cousin had cut her self ( down there for it to bleed and i didnt know why women would do such a thing ) . eventually i learn it "a women thing" . i didnt has tocut my self to have periods. lol

I used to believe…

When i was like 9 i was watching Mad T.V. and there was this skit about masturbation and the guy was talking about a hot tub soo for like 2 years i thought that when you go in a hot tub by yourself that was masturbation

I used to believe…

When I was a young girl (around 4), my best friend completely talked me into giving him a kiss on the mouth because he said "everyone does it...I see it on TV all the time!"
Needless to say, it was a very quick smooch and suddenly I freaked out, ran home crying, raced up the stairs sobbing & slammed my bedroom door. My mom and older sister begged me to tell them what was wrong.
I honestly didn't know how to explain the fact that when I woke up the next morning, there would be a newborn baby and a crib in my room just because of a smooch & a stupid boy!

I had two different beliefs on how to get pregnant, the first one was when I was really little, I thought you would get pregnant by eating a watermelon seed, that's why I never ate watermelons just in case. Then later I thought that when you get married you automatically get pregnant. Then I found out on the internet that I was way off. And that's why people always laughed when I said that.

I used to believe…

When i was little i thought that you would get pregnate by kissing someone...noone ever told me this but i would try and figure it out and i was watching an "i love lucy" and when she had her kid i came to the conclusion it MUST come from kissing becasue nothing could happin at night..they sleep in different beds!