sex

I used to believe…

From childhood, upto to a shameful age, I used to believe that babies came out of belly buttons!!!!

I used to believe that oral sex meant the same thing as French kissing. Since sex means putting penis into a vagina, and oral means mouth, it just seemed logical that oral sex would involve swapping spit.

Fortunately, I learned the truth in my early teens. The credit goes to late-night HBO.

I used to believe…

when my younger brother was born 6 years ago i thought he has somthing wrong with him because i did not no boys had sacks as well as willys also when i was born my older brother of 6 years thought there was somthing wrong with me as i did not have a willy my mom had to explain boys and girls are diffrent

I used to believe…

When I was little (about 7) I believed that sex was giving someone CPR, or breathing into someone elses mouth. I thought everytime this happened the girl got pregnant. So one night I couldn't sleep and I crawled in bed with my dad, well he was breathing through his mouth and it got in my mouth. I thought now that I was going to have a baby. About a year later I got "the talk" from my mom and realized a few things.

I used to believe…

when i was little i thought a girl got pregnant by getting married and wishing for a baby on a shooting star. i was very confused when my sister got pregnant before getting married and asked her, "do stars still listen to you before your married?" she just laughed at me.

I was 13 years old when I was told by my pal that condoms are "things" used to prevent having a baby after sex. I used to see women taking pills to avoid pregnancy on TV. Thereon, I mixed up my conclusions and started to believe that condoms are actually tablets used to avoid having a baby and thus come in different flavors - strawberry, chocolate, etc. LOL!

I used to believe…

When i was young, i usedto believe that periods were a sign that you are officially in the adam and eve family, i didnt think they were there so u could make more family...silly me.

I used to believe…

When I was five, my mum told me how babies were made. (Very vaguely). Aside from being utterly disgusted, I thought the mom and dad had to cut their legs off, or bend them all the way backwards to have sex, and the peenee had to be un-erect so you could guide it to the vagina. Until I was 10, I couldn't figure out how the did it.

I used to believe…

When I was in 2nd Grade, I thought boobs was the vagina. When I was smaller, I thought that the womans breasts were pillows for babies. Weird.

I used to believe…

When I was little I used to think that when babies were born they came out of the butt...me and my friend used to argue about it. Of course I thought I was right!

i dont recall clearly what exactly was it that i saw my parents doing (to be darn truthful), but i do recall sneaking in to my parents room, like any little 5 year old would do in the middle of the night, seeing my parents practically making out. but you know as a little kid, if the eyes where closed, that meant the person was asleep at least that was my theory for the moment. i just stood there kinda wondering what on earth they were doing 'while' they were 'sleeping'. eventually all i recall was proceeding with my plan and sneaking in, quietly lifting the covers and falling asleep. it makes me wonder, what went through my parent's head when they realized their little daughter was watching them all along....

I used to believe…

when i was 8 or 9 it finally clicked to me...how are baby's born?? the day my older sister finally answered my mysterious question, i had always figured...'it must be through that belly button ofcourse...'

I used to believe…

When I used to go to the dentist when I was about 6/7 I was always reading the posters and thought that oral sex was just kissing. One day my curiosity got the better of me and I shouted out to my mum

"MUM! What's oral sex??"

She ushered me over all crimson faced and said she'd tell me when I was older. I since found out, but not from her. Sometimes I think I should ask her just to embarrass her a bit!

I used to believe…

When I was younger I heard the term "missionary position" on a television show. I was curious so I asked someone, I do not remember who, but I know it was an adult, and was told that it was a man lying on top of a woman during sexual intercourse. Unfortunately I did not dissociate the term "missionary" from sex and I thought that it was a man lying on top of a woman during sex, who was dressed like a nun. I don't remember but I amy have also thought that it could only be done in a foreign country.

I used to believe…

One night when i was 6 my Mum and Sister came to tuck me in for bed. "Do babies come from your boobies?" I asked. They just laughed at me but I couldn't think of what other use they had!

I used to think that babies came from your belly button!