sex

I used to belive (im a boy) that girls had penises(cant spell)too my parents just said they were boy parts and girl parts.

I used to believe…

When I was very young I didn't realize girls had a hole between their legs. I just thought they had no penis, with a hairy spot. I told my cousin how embarassed I would be if I had an errection while trying to have sex. which to me was the act of rubbing the flacid penis on a girls hairy spot.

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One day on the bus my friend was looking in my purse and found a wallet and she wanted to look inside. Well then she did and found my pads. My friend is a year older than me. She was like I am older than you and i still didnt get my period yet. So then the next day on the bus i was looking in her purse and i saw some pads in her purse. The she was like I just go my period. I was like how do you know and she was like because i just had a cramp. Then she lifts up her shirt half way and shows me that she put her pad on her stomach. lol

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When I was in kindergarden, my mom became pregnant with my brother. She explained to me how her stomach hurt and she felt really sick. Well, one day I go to school and my stomach hurt, and I told my friend about what my mom said and how I felt, and we both agreed that I was pregnant. We walked around at recess asking the boys if they wanted to be the dad and when we came back in had a "party." My teacher had to call my mom when I asked the teacher if I could have asprin...

I was convinced as a kid that babies came out of a woman's belly button. My cousin and I had it all figured out. The baby breathed through a tube through the belly button and when it was grown and ready to come out, it came out through the belly button!

I used to think that I would grow a penis 9from my clitoris)when I hit puberty and thats what happened when you got a period, becasue there would be a lot of blood and once a month your penis would grow a bit more and cause you to bleed. So, I had some major penis envy. Well, thats nothing, my neighbor (a boy) wanted a vagina so he'd tuck it between his legs when I came over. I thought it was weird and eventualy grew to hate him. The weird part? This kid seems to be fairly normal today. Imagine that.

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when i was little, my parents would openly talk about sex being where babies come from with me, but they never explained exactly how it was done other than being naked. well, after walking into their room one night and noticing they always had the TV on, i assumed that was part of sex. so i invited the boy next door over and asked him if he wanted to have sex. then we proceeded to go to my parents room, take off our clothes and watch bugs bunny together. later i found out that he nearly gave his mom a heart attack when he went home and announced that he was a "man" now because he had had sex!

I was five when my mother was pregnant with my little sister. When I asked how that baby "got in her tummy", she explained to me that the daddy has a seed and puts it in the mommy and after a while a baby grows. So for the longest time I pictured my dad at a store picking out the best seed and bringing it home for my mom to eat!

I used 2 think that the female of any animal including humans could give birth to babies wheneva they wanted to without having 2 mate and have sex with a male of the same specie.

I used to think that having sex was that a man and a woman were naked in bed and they were kissing under the covers. I got this theory from the show "Buffy The Vampire Slayer". Boy, was I wrong!

I used to believe…

When I was a kid I used to believe that a lady got pregnant when the man sucked on her breasts and that the kid suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

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When I was around 4 or 5 I had a babysitter after preschool. Well one day, I went into her bathroom and found some tampons ( this was when they were in cardboard still). At first I started thinking that it was a prize and she had hidden them around the house. So, I went and looked in the cupboard beneath the sink, and there were so many. I toke them out to her and said ' I found them all! But, you might want to think about changing the cotton candy flavor inside. I think it went bad." I had eaten the cotton in the tampon and thought it was cotton candy. Now when I look back, I am so embrassed, and I still see her sometimes too!

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My (male) friend believed until high school that a girl's period lasted about half an hour, although you wouldn't know wxactly when it would come, so you might have to wear a tampon for a day or two.

I also had a boyfriend in college who assumed girls changed their tampons daily, as one changes one's underwear.

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In junior high our sex ed teacher told us that sperm could crawl up our legs and still get us pregnant, so we had to make sure to keep our clothes on, whatever the boy was doing with his "thing".

I used to believe…

A few years ago well when i was little like 3 or something anyway.. i used to have to take baths with myolder brother and one night we were in there and i started crying my mom ran in wondering what was rong and i said "it's a snake" all my mom did was look at me and laugh

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When I was 5 my little brother made his appearance into the world. My mother had made dinner then gone to lay down on her waterbed. She did not feel well and soon after laying down she yelled for me to come to her, I did. She said "Tell your Daddy that my water broke." I saw water, she was on a waterbed...I knew no better. I walked in to my dad, looked up at him and said "Mommy said her waterbed broke."