sex

I used to believe…

when i was like 8 or 9 my bestfriend told that if u pulled on my boobs under hot water in the shower that they would grow bigger than my moms. my mom is small chested so i didnt want to be like her. now i look back and see how dumb i was.

I used to believe…

In fifth grade we had just gotten back from a very vague sex ed class and a boy in my class said something about a condom. The sex ed class hadn't mentioned condoms, so another student asked our teacher what a condom was. She told us it was a device used for sex. I then thought two people couldn't have sex without a condom. I thought it was some sort of metal device that the man and the woman attached themselves to.

I never knew that girls had 3 holes till feb 2006 when i was watching discovery health birth shows.......im a 13 yr old girl

I thought "making babies" was when 2 people kissed alot and rubbed against each other......till i was 14

I used to believe…

When I was little, I used to think a man got a woman pregnant just by kissing her. I remember watching tv and seeing a woman and man kissing and thinking, "Well, she's gonna have a baby!"

I used to believe…

when i was 3 or 4 my mom was tucking me into bed, and i looked up at her and proudly said "mommy, i know what sex is" which freaked her out, she braced herself and asked me what did i think sex was. i said, "do you know who peppy la pew is?" she said yea? and i said. "you know when he kisses the cat and floats up into the air with hearts all around him, thats sex" she was very releved. :)

I knew someone who thought that humping someone/thing was just letting your peener touch it.

I used to believe that you had to contort yourself fooleshly to have sex, I also thought it would not work if you had an erection because your winky had to go straight to the middle. I also thought something had gon horribly wrong when you have an erection. I also thought that "Having Sex" "Sexual Intercourse" and "F***ing" were 3 different things.

I used to believe…

When I first got my period, I never really knew anything about it.I got really scared, I thought I was dying because there was blood everywhere and I kept "bleeding" while having my shower.

I used to believe…

During my young adolescence my dad occasionally worked in the public schools in the nearby bigger city, while my siblings and I were educated elsewhere. This was sort of a 'culture' moment for him every so often, and he took it seriously and would come home with sometimes horrified stories of a "what the world's children were coming to now" sort of nature (he and my mother also grew up in a very strict religious background)- young teens pregnant in the 6th grade more and more often, kissing making out and playing what they called "tonsil hockey" (which equaled a sort of glorified French kissing) at a young age on the playground.

These stories really impressed me, and so I thought I was all wizened up and knowledgable when I heard about the "tonsil hockey." When I started hearing about oral around that same time from some other source, I surely thought that this "oral sex" must be just like the bad "tonsil hockey" of the school children and that both were French kissing/deep/ heavy kissing.

I was pretty horrified when I found out what oral sex really was (I think it was the Clinton era that enlightened me- ah, the joys of growing up during the happy go lucky years of Clinton/Gore and free sex for all!), and even worse yet later, that my parents had done it with each other at my age. I could absolutely not understand why anyone would want to do such a thing or how this could be "moral."

I am still single and mostly inexperienced at the ripe age of 22. I think my sex education journeys were always a bit disturbing to me, while eventually thorough!

I learned in sex ed that trace amounts of sperm were present in a mans urine. My dad never flushed the toilet after peeing, and you know how when you pee really hard a little of it 'spalshes up'. I though that one of these days I would accidentally end up pregnant with my dads baby and have a freakish three eyed, one armed, mentally handicapped baby. So I always flushed before using the toilet, just in case. And I peed very slowly, so as not to splash.

I used to believe that when you had a baby, you had to go and pick one out for yourself in heaven before you were born. I worried for ages that I wouldn't have any because I didn't remember choosing one.

I used to believe…

When I first heard about sex I thought it was a man and a woman in a dark room on opposite walls, walking toward eachother slowly and meeting in the middle and sort of fitting everything right there.

I used to believe…

Until *way* after I was old enough to know better, I believed my own "common sense" theory about breast milk. I thought all women had a built-in supply of powdered milk in their nipples, and just produced hot water when they had children... Like a coffeemaker.

I used to believe…

when i was little a thought that menses were posinous and if u got it you died until i got mine when i was twelve i did not go to sleep the whole day cuz of that

I used to believe…

when i was very young, i used to think that when you become a woman at age eighteen that you naturally get pregnant. I was horrified and used to cry over this cause i didnt want to have a baby.