sex

i used to think that woman would get pregnant when a man would put his mouth on the woman's vagina and spit into it. The spit would than transform into a baby. After spitting, the man would than blow air into the woman's uterus (as if it were a balloon) in order to give the baby air to breathe. I thought this was the only reason a woman was so fat when pregnant. I couldn't wait until i was older and got pregnant because i came up with the idea that I could simply have a plastic tube with one end up my vagina and the baby could breathe through the tube. That way i could avoid being fat. I felt incredibly stupid when i realized the truth. i had no idea about male anatomy back then.

I thought that when a man and a woman wanted to have a baby, the man would stick his penis into a woman's belly button and urinate into her stomach. He would then do this everyday for 9 months. I thought that he kept doing it every day so the baby inside had room to swim around as it grew. I then thought that when the baby got a certain size, it would then wake up and then crawl its way through the woman's intestines and then push itself out of her anus. I thought they were telling a woman to push it out her ass like it were a piece of shit. Since i was a male, the only forms of pushing i could thing of was using your hands to push an object and pushing crap out your ass. I also came to the conclusion that woman had extra arms inside their butts that would help push out the baby.

I used to think that a women would get pregnant when she would french kiss a man. But it was different when a women wanted to get pregnant because the man would also throw up a fetus into the her mouth and she would swallow it. The baby would then grow in the stomach and feed on whatever the mother ate (i thought this because when my aunt was pregnant, she ate a lot of food and said that when woman are pregnant they are always hungry). I also thought that when a woman gave birth, the baby would go through her belly button. I thought that is what made childbirth so painful.

I eventually learned all about sex from TV. Good thing i had cable, otherwise it would have taken me much longer to realize the truth. I switched schools after 5th grade, so i didn't learn about it from school. The school i went to before i switched taught students about sex in 6th grade, i the school afterwards taught students in 5th grade. It took me a while to fully understand everything about sex, but i knew what basiclly happened.

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Just before I hit puberty we had a talk at school about periods and they gave us free sanitary pads. I took them home and my mum asked me if I knew how to use them and I said of course I do. You take two and put them on either leg...I obviously hadn't understood what they were saying in the talk.

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omg....so doggy style isnt anal sex???...i just discovered that from reading this site...and im 19

I use to believe that a boy could make his willy go hard when ever he wanted.

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My sister was 15 and she told me our parents were too old to have sex. I said yes they did, my bedroom is right next to theirs and they make a lot of noise. She was very shocked.

I used to believe that boys sperm looked yellow like baby poo when it came out of their willy

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For years my mom complained that she got pregnant with me because the doctor told her you can't get pregnant when you are breastfeeding. When I was nursing my daughter, I said I just loved not getting my period. My mom said she got her period when she was nursing. I asked her "Didn't it occur to you that if you got your period, you could get pregnant?"

I feel so sorry for people who haven't had sex ed.

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My mum always told me that she got me because she bought me from the baby shop.

I asked my mom when I was little "Where do babies come from?" She politley explained that they lived in momies belly's until they were big enough to come out. I really thought they lived inside of you swing on a swing just waiting until the mommy told them "Ok you can come out now."!

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When I was little, my grandma had problems with her stomach and had her stomach cut open a couple of times. Well, since she had kids before, i thought that when you had a kid they shot out of your belly button. I believed this until i was 9 when my mom explained your period.

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Being a smart kid who could read at age three has it's disadvantages as well as its benefits.

When I was almost five, reading an encyclopedia that my parents had, the article dealing with pregnancy showed a cross-section diagram of a woman's interior, showing the uterus, the bladder, and the rectum. Since they were grouped in the same picture, I thought they all pertained to pregnancy.

I figured that the mother's first child grew in the uterus, the second child in the bladder, and the third child in the rectum.

Families with four children had me stumped.

Also, my little brain misread the word "muscular" and interpreted it as "musical." I thought unborn babies listened to music while waiting to be born.

I use to believe babies came out of girls bottoms

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when i was younger, i used to believe that if a man had sex with another man , then they could get pregnant and then eventually die!!!!

i used to think that my period would start red. Well, then i got mine, it was almost black!!!! I thought i had cancer or something!
thank god for mom who didn't laugh her head off- i was sooo SCARED!