sex

I used to believe…

Maybe I misunderstood my neighbor when she described sex to me, or maybe she was simply misinformed as well but I thought after a man penetrated a woman, he simply peed. My first orgasm many years later clued me in to what really goes on. That first orgasm was a complete shocker as well!

I used to think that only boys could have orgasms. Then when I learned that girls could too I thought they shot out white stuff because my friend told me.

I also used to think that penises had no tips and it looked just like a worm.

I knew what sex was, at least as much as I could know without actually experiencing it myself yet, but I thought the birds and the bees was somthing new that I couldn't wait to find out. When my older sister decided to "teach" me all about the birds and the bees, I was so disapointed because I thought I'd be learning something new. I said, "that's it, that's the birds and the bees? I already know that stuff!"

I used to believe…

Lacking a strong religious background, I somehow convinced myself that "adultery" was the same thing as sex. I couldn't understand how Mormon people could adhere to the 10 commandments and still have so many children if they weren't allowed to have sex. To help explain this dilemma, I decided that the man must ejaculate into a syringe (no needle attached) and squirt it into the woman's vagina. Sexxxay.

I used to believe…

When I was in elementary (about 2-3rd grade), my classmate and I were talking about penises and one of them said that once you get really old your penis will shrink until it disappears. So after hearing that story, most of us believed that our Granpa's just have long sagging balls.

I used to believe…

My mom used to tell me that babies are made when two people mix their genes. I thought she mean jeans, as in the pants, so for a couple years I thought that the way a man and a woman made a baby is when they take both their jeans and rub them together, then the women puts them back on and she becomes pregnat. Hey...it's sort'a logical..for a 4 year old...

I used to believe…

When i was 9, and just heard about sexual behaviour, I was told, and believed that having sex for one hour gave you one child. Having sex for two hours gave you twins

I used to believe…

When I was little and people asked me where I lived I would point and say "In the condoms over there." Later I found out it was condominium. No wonder I got those strange looks.

I used to believe…

When I was like 6 I saw the hooters sign. There was an owl on it with big eyebrows. And I thought that was what hooters were; eyebrows. So later that night I walked up to my dad and said "LOOK I CAN MOVE MY HOOTERS" when I was really just moving my eyebrows..... my sister won't let me live that one down and that was like 7 years ago....

I used to believe…

When I was little, I went to a clinic and accidentally misread the information on the poster there. So, after that I came to think that women get "big boobs" (as compared to having no chest at all) only after they give birth to a baby and breastfeed him or her. For some time I went around looking at womens' chests and "knowing" whether they already had children or not.

I use to believe having sex was a kind of sode "Like coke or something" Because I was drinking it when my mom was watching a talk show about sex. So anyways when we went to a resturant I was like I will have sex please and the waitresswas lauphing so hard and my mom was giving me a weird look. she explained it to me that night and i was shocked..............Kenzie

I used to believe…

High school field trip to the zoo. Whale with a HUGE erection. Crystal kept screaming "look, look, it's having a baby". We were all to embarassed to explain it to her. It was pretty funny.

I used to believe…

This Catholic pregnant teenager kept bragging that she was still a virgin, like she was better than the rest of us pregnant teens. I told her the whole point of being a virgin, is so you don't get pregnant before you get married. And since she was already pregnant, she and her boyfriend might as well have sex. The rest of the pregnant teen group agreed with me. The Catholic girl got quite upset. This is what happens in schools with no sex education.

I used to believe…

When I was a child I went to a boarding school for the blind. We guys were trying to figure out where babies came from (with no knowledge of the female anatomy). We concluded that the husband put the sperm in his wife's anus and the baby came out her naval.

Boy was I surprised when I got older.

I used to believe…

One time when i was little, i saw a tampon machine at a rest-area bathroom. I used to believe that a tampon machine was an adult candy machine with candy bars that only adults eat [that explains the plain-looking wrappers]. So one day i brought a quarter in to the bathroom with me, so i could try this "adult candy" and look mature eating it. I put in the quarter and out came the "candy bar." I opened it up and remebered seeing one in the trashcan in one of the stalls, and i thought "I guess cherry isn't a very good flavor!" XD
So, i took it in the car with me and showed it to my sister [who was the same age]. I told her what it was, and we thought it didn't really look very tasty ... but my sis said it could be cotton candy! So i tried to bite it, and that's when my mom came in. Hehe ...

I used to have a bedwetting problem when I was younger. it lasted until I was about 12. I remember I heard kids talking about wet dreams at school and I told someone that I had had one. I had dreamed that I was a mermaid swimming underwater and when I woke up, I found I had wet the bet (with urine.)