sex

I used to believe…

Once my aunt told me that if I was a bad boy, they would send me to the Oscar Meyer plant. She said that is where the cut off boy penises to make hot dogs. I believed her. I never liked that aunt very much.

I used to believe…

When I was little I thought that my big brother had a penis and I didn't, NOT because he was a boy and I was a girl, but because he was older. I thought I would later grow a penis (and that everyone did when they got old enough). For a long time I thought that whenever I pooped, THAT meant that I was trying to grow my penis, or at least that it was the growing penis inside oof me pushing the poopoo out!

I used to believe…

As a small child, I knew babies came out from the woman's body, but didn't know where. I figured it out on my own one day - I was sitting on my grandmother's lap while she was wearing a housedress. Looking down the neck of her dress, I saw only darkness. Therefore, I deduced that women developed holes in their chests, and babies came out there.

I used to believe…

When I was little a schoolmate of mine came up, and asked me if I was a virgin (In my opinion he was just excited that he knew what being a virgin meant, and he started asking) but I didnt have a clue of what it meant. The only place that I had heard that word was: The virgin Mary, so trying to look like I knew what he was talking about, I said no (I had assumed it was something like you were a saint) the boy teased me so much, and I still didnt get why. Then a teacher explained what it meant, I was so ashamed; from that point on I always ask about things I dont know.

I used to believe…

When I was 12, I talked to my friend about masterbating and he told me that when he played with himself, at the end when it felt really good, he created "white sperm", which was a seed. So, when I was ready, I was waiting for seeds to shoot out of my penis, so the first time I came, I did not realize I actually came, I thought something was wrong cause it was liquid. For quite awhile, I kept thinking there was more to it and the feeling when the seeds came out would be even more intense!

I used to believe that when adults had sex, it was only to have children and that it was only for a second, so that a man could let one sperm come out, but what about twins? I believed that the fathers of twins had left it in too long, and two had come out.

I had been given limited sex-ed in grade school so I thought I understood the whole "having your period" thing. A little bit of outflow for 5-7 days? No problem!

I was so upset when I got my first one and found out that you bled *the entire time*, not just once a day.

I used to believe…

As twisted as this sounds, I was young and naturally very curious. Whenever others would use the term "balls" to refer to a guy's testicles, I was never aware of what testicles actually were, but that his penis was an arrangement of 3 small balls ... kind of the same idea as a snowman.
It looked this this: ooo

i used to believe when you saw someone naked that was se

I used to belive that clitoris was pronounced "clee-o-tor-is". I also believed that vagina was pronounced "vuh-gee-nuh". i'm a guy. oooops...

I used to believe…

As one of my chores, I had to fold clothes. When I was younger, I thought the hole in my brothers' underwear was a place to hold an icepack if they got hit in the balls.

I used to believe that when a mum was pregant she would press her belly button and the baby would pop out of it. But she could only do this when her belly had grown.

I used to believe that all pregnant women gave birth to their babies on Labor Day, which was why it was called what it was.

By the time I was going to deliver my first baby, I knew better, of course, but as it happened, I did go into labor on Labor Day.

I used to think tampons were little cups that would fill up, and you'd have to c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y dump them out then put them back in. I didn't even want to try using them until I was in college and found out that they weren't cups.

I used to believe that a woman had 3 body openings: The anus, the "pussy," and the vagina. The vagina was between the other 2, and was where the people "did it" and where the baby came out.

I had watched a science-fiction movie where a microscopic ship was in a man`s bloodstream. Now this man kissed a woman and the ship transferred into her bloodstream. While kissing, the micro ship got to tobserve the foetus lodged in her belly (who had been there for months, thing I didn`t realise)

I then beleived then when you kiss a girl, she becomes immediatly pregnant and was dead afraid when girls wanted to play Kiss Tag with us boys.

I was prooved wrong, with great pleasure.
Now, I gotta figure out how that baby got there.