sex

I used to believe…

When I was in year 7, in Sex Ed class, the teacher was discussing periods and how they work. When a classmate of mine rose his hand and asked "if a girl has her period, how does she go to the toilet?" Later when i asked him, he replied "isnt it the same hole?" and thought that the girl had to hold on until her period ended before she could go to the toilet again!

I used to believe…

When i had 12 my mother gives me the first sex talk. Explained me that to make babies the boy penis get big and expel semen instead of urine. A few months later I wake up excited and need to pee, so I stand up, run to the bathroom while saying: mom look my semen.

I used to believe…

When I was younger, I thought sex was just touching sexual...instruments together. I don't think I learned otherwise until I stumbled upon some dirty pictures on my dad's computer. XD

I used to believe…

At one point, after the part in sex ed about egg and sperm uniting but before the mechanics were explained, I thought the sperm could travel around-- on chairs, the floor, etc-- and climb into a woman. After all, how else could it happen by accident?

I used to believe…

When I was a kid, I thought that if people wanted babies, they'd have to get married, have no sex, and a baby would come on it's own. I figured out how it all worked when my family's donkeys had sex. Now, since I'm not a kid anymore, I know all about sex.

I used to think that if you kissed lots, then a baby popped out with clothes on (straight away)

I used to believe…

When I was younger my Dad told me when a baby was born the Mummy and Daddy got to choose if they wanted a girl or a boy. Every baby was born with a willy and if they wanted a girl the doctors pushed it in!

I used to believe…

when i was little i used to believed has i was born in a caulig flower

I used to believe that having vaginas always hurt because there is a split right down the middle. I believed this until I discovered my own vagina, and that I was in no pain. What a strange belief!

I used to believe…

This is more my mom's than mine. Once her mother asked her to go to the store to buy napkins, and she went to the back of the store and picked up sanitary pads (this was before she knew what a period was, and it wasn't talked about much). The cashier asked her if she wanted a bag and she was confused as to why. So she walked all the way home with a package of pads, and her mom sent her back to the store, and the cashier just laughed.

She's embarrassed about it to this day.

I used to think that babies were made by the boy laying on top of the girl, he would then put his "pee pee maker" in the girls belly button and urinate. I had most of the mechanics worked out, and just filled it in with what seemed reasonable

I used to believe…

When I was 3 years old, I gave my mom a crystal-like thing when she was in hospital and prepared to give birth. I told her that if she brings the 'lucky stone' with her when she was giving birth she will born a baby girl because i wanted a sister so much. But she gave birth to a baby boy instead and i was angry because she didn't bring my stone with her.

I used to believe…

Already having known how babies are born, my older brother once told me when I was about 9 that the doctor would have to put his penis in me (vaginally) if I was pregnant, because otherwise, the baby would not be able to fit through.

I used to believe babies were born in daddies' bellies.

I used to believe…

When I was little I used to believe that when you were born you already had a VERY tiny baby growing inside of you.Every year that baby got a teeny bit bigger. When you wanted the baby to come out you just went to the doctors and they would cut open your stomach and take it out. I believed that all the way up till 4th grade.

I used to think that oral sex was when people were kissing, one of them would reach their tounge into the other person's mouth, and touch some special little "button" and that would give them the same feeling that intercourse would. And I thought that maybe if you both touch each other's "button" at the same time, the woman had a good chance of getting pregnant.


This was all in 7th grade, mind you.