sex

I used to believe…

my 3 year old step son just recently met his first pregnant lady, My aunt, well he asked her if she had a boo boo well she tells him there;s a baby in there. He looks her dead in the eye and asks Did you eat it? no this boy believes that to get a baby in your belly you have to eat it

I used to believe…

when I was little my sister told me to get pregnat you had a guy pee on you. So i thoght my dad peed on my mom and i was born the next morning. So I asked my mom if she got peed on or if I was ordered in a catologe. Because i also used 2 think you could get order in a catoloauge

I used to believe…

when i was in 5th grade these guy said to me some boy wants you to give him a blow job.so naturally i thought he wanted me to use a hair dryer and blow on his willy.

I used to believe that there was always a baby inside a girl, just waiting to come out. Whenever I went to the bathroom, I'd be too scared to poop because I thought that if I pushed too hard, a baby would come out, fall in the toilet and drown.

I used to believe…

When I was like 10/11 I thought after reading a immoral article that read:
*lila was having sexual inteercourse with paul* and while the lila and paul were doing that a nother person, micheal was masturabating. I thought masturbating was like conducting their sex moves like in an ochestra! oh my gosh lol, boy I no now.

I used to believe…

When I was a child I used to beleive that children were brought by a stork!! Italians love to tell this story to children....I even remember having a vivid dream about it...ummmm was it real?? :-)

I used to believe…

when i was a little tot like 3 or 4 i used to think a peenus was acualty called a weener.

I must have overheard my mother talking about how babies come from your vagina, because I proudly informed my kindergarten class about how babies come from "China".

I used to believe…

once i woz with my boyfriend and he told me to give hi a blow job i honestly did not no what it meant i quickly made a a excuse and went down the JOB centre to find out to my dismay i found out the hard way...............................

i used to believe that when you had a child then it wold come out of your mouth

I used to believe…

When I was little... we passed a sign that said "dolls, dolls, dolls" I was so excited that I tol my dad I wanted to go get a baby doll from there. My dad then explained those were grown-up dolls... that just made me want one more. I asked every day for a week... until my mom finally said that those were grown ups who wore doll clothes... even then I said "dress up?" She said it wasn't that kind of place!

I used to believe…

When my daughter was about 3 or 4 we watched a labor and delivery show on tv. As she watched the woman scream and push she asked why she was trying to use the bathroom on the table..After stiffling a laugh I explained that the woman was not using the bathroom but pushing out a baby. My daughter gasped and "oh my god she ate a baby!"

I used to beleive that Ppl got pregnant.
when they heard the marriage music(you know like bells and all that).
Sorry I cant really put it in a good way Im only 11

I used to believe that sex was made with the Female's urinating area, not the vagina

I used to believe…

my freind used to think babies came out of microwaves. apparently you put a ready to heat packet in the micro wave set it for two minutes and the baby would be ready to come out.

I used to believe…

There was a pad ad which showed a middle aged woman bike riding. Then they shoed a pad. I thought they were for old people in case they wet there pants. Like a nappy for old people.
My cousin who is 2 years older then me had to explain it. Needless to say I then told all my friends lol.