sex

I used to believe…

When I frst heard of Homosexuals I thought they were just another makey-upey person a la Santa, the Tooth Fairy or the Bogey Man...I was expecting to hear my folks saying if you don't eat your vedge the Homosexuals will get you

I used to believe…

in science in year 7 one of my friends commented something on guys pubes being on their penis'. I looked at her funny and said "i dont think thats right" so she proceeded to draw me a diagram. On the diagram the pubes were growing down the penis. I had to take the pencil off her to show her where the pubes really went.

I used to believe…

My friend brother told me that if a guy ate Flaming Hot Cheetos his balls would grow, but if he ate the lemon flavored ones they would shrink. I actually believed him too!

I used to believe…

When I was younger I asled my sister what raped meant cuz i saw it on a TV show. She said, "It's when somebody does something you don't want them to do." She didn't tell me it was sex, so I assumed that it mean anything. So the next day my friend said, "You're mom called my dad and said that you're coming home with me today, okay?" I didn't want to go, so i yelled, "STOP RAPING ME!"

i used to think if a man and a woman just got naked, and touched eachother something would seep through the woman's skin and she would get pregnat. so when i saw TITANIC, and Rose and Jack were in the car together, i figures she wouldn't get pregnat because she had Jack's coat in between them.

I used to believe…

when i was about 7 or 8, my friends and i would always go swimming at our health club's swimming pool. one day, we found a condom floating in the water. i picked it up, and my friend said it was probably a lotion sample from the locker room. we opened it, and we thought it was a bathing cap for your boob, (it was probably an XXL) we always thought that was incredibly funny until a few years later, after we knew what condoms were, we were looking back, and suddenly we all realised that what we were playing w/ was a condom. we were horrified and embarresed for weeks.

I used to believe…

When i was younger my older sister said that girls had a penis inside their vagina.

So from then on i was extremely scared of having sex until only a few years ago

I started my period when i was 13 going on 14 and i used pads for the first 2 months. Then i wanted to use tampons. I never kew how to use them and i always thought that they went in your pee hole. I didn't know about the other one and how to use tampons right until i had sex when i was 15.

I used to believe…

till i was 13, i'ld have used to believe that in an intercourse men isert their male organ in to the anal of women

I always was under the impression as long as i could remember that the only way to deliver babies was from the buttonhole cause that was the only hole in the female's body i had presumed.

I used to believe…

When i was about 6, i got virgin mixed up with virgo. I used to tells my friends i was a virgin, and ask them if they were. They'd say no and i'd laugh at them.

i was sitting in english one day and my 14 year old friend told me she that she might be pregnant. i asked what happened she told me that she had given a guy a blow job. i laughed so hard i fell off my chair.

I use to believe that you got pregnant by kissing too intensely.

This came from Look's Who Talking and seeing them kissing and then showing the sperm. Movies should be more explicit.

I also believed that if I played with myself, it would fall off. I believed it so much, that I just recalled having a dream where I was standing in line for communion at church, and all of a sudden, the whole deal fell off, and rolled out my pants leg.

I used to believe that you could only have sex if you wanted a baby. This belief was immediately shattered as soon as I confided with my older cousin. So much laughing...
In a way I was glad that my cousin told me the truth. Who knows, the belief could've lasted a lot longer...

I used to believe…

When i was little i believed that a mommy and daddy went to Wal-mart (my parents loved that store) and they picked out the one they liked,put it in layaway and nine months later it was ready to be picked up! i still have no clue where that came from