sex

I used to believe…

When I was little I didn't know what "Virgin" meant so I assumed it was an insult. At around age 7 I was in the schoolground one day and someone yelled "You're a Virgin!" called me a virgin, and I yelled back, "No I'm not!!!"

I used to believe…

When I was very young (about 4 or 5), I used to believe that if you played with your penis, it would drop off! I used to be very fearful of this, especially when my dad jokingly told me that a lumberjack called John he knew suffered from this unfortunate circumstance due to his own wondering hands!

Adults do like to fill children's minds with alot of rubbish!

i used to believe that, for a woman to get pregnant, she needed to have her housband piing inside of her.

I used to believe…

When I was little, I thought that the "sex" section on a driver's license told people how good you were at sex. I always tried to figure out what "M" and "F" stood for, exactly. Which one was bad, and which one was good?

I used to believe…

While I was just learning what sex is all about I always thought that nipples had holes and the penis is supposed to be entered in those two small holes in the nipple ... huh !!

I used to believe…

Up until the age of 12 I thought that women had 3 completely seperate holes with a gap between each. The front (for wee), the middle (for sex) and the back (anus).

I thought sex sounded so technical, I was so worried about making sure I got the right hole. I said this one time on the way to school, one of my mates burst out laughing and made fun of me until the other two said that's what they had thought too.

I used to believe…

When I was 8 or 9 I had this group of friends and we were all different ages. The eldest was a girl who was 13, the rest of us were boys. We were all in the park and the oldest boy said that we all had to feel this girl's breasts (and she was happy for this to happen) or we'd get whipped across the 'arse' with a stick.

At that point I'd never heard the word 'arse' and I assumed it meant my penis. I was so scared of having my penis whipped (as you can imagine), needless to say I felt her breasts. What a way to have your first sexual experience!!!

I used to believe…

When I was about 8 I heard about masturbation for the first time from my friend's older brother and his friend (they were about 14). They were talking about semen saying it was really really sticky, like super-glue. One of them said that if you get it on your hands it would stick them together and you'd never be able to get them apart. I was petrified. I believed this for years.

I used to believe…

well when i was three years old my mom was pregnant and i thought that the baby just sat in her stomach with its mouth open like a baby bird waiting for food to drop into its mouth.

I used to believe…

when i was little i used to think that when you got married and the man and wife kissed that was when the wife got pregnant. i thought the baby somehow came through the man's mouth, passed into the woman's, and then went into her stomach where it grew. one day i found out this wasn't true when i had an argument with my dad about how he must have been married four times.

I used to believe…

From an early age I was familiar with girls vaginas from playing doctors and nurses, but had never seen an adult woman naked except in high art and pornographic pictures, which in those days always had their pubes airbrushed out. I therefore thought that as girls grew older, their vaginas must slowly migrate round towards their backsides.

I used to believe…

When I was ten years old I began my mentrual period. I had been riding my brother's bike and when I flew off a curb, I went home and went to the bathroom and saw the blood so I thought I had an injury. No-one was home except my older brother and I. He was 12 and I was 10. He told me to put a bandaid on it. I told him , but I am bleeding "down there" He then said Ohhh I think you better tell mom when she gets home so she can get you some of those big badaides for "down there". What a nutty pair we were.

i used to think that if two women had sex they would make a ton of babies...

I used to believe…

When I was about 4 and asked my parents where babies came from, I was told that daddy gave mummy a special seed. Naturally next time we were in the garden centre I was enthusiastically looking around for the 'baby seeds' and asking loudly where they were. I'm told that my parents were embarrassed

I used to believe…

when i was around 13 the first girlfriend that let me put my hand in her knickers, she was 14, i gladly done so and i thought that my hand resting on her pubic area was all i had to do, did not know that the best bit was just a little bit further

I used to believe…

For a while when I was younger, i used to thing that you ate a condom, becauses I was watching room raiders and it said some thing about flavored condoms. when i found out what a flavoured condom was used for, i was SO grossed out.