I used to believe women give birth to newborns from their anuses while pooping in a toilet.
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My cousin used to believe that boys could have babies... basically that when the baby was ready, the penis would peel open like a banana
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When I was younger, I used to think that women and men had to have sex every night for the 9 months that a woman was carrying a baby. I thought this was the only way to stay pregnant.
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When I was 7, I was filling out an application for a local play I was auditioning for. When it came to the line "Sex", I was SO confused! I thought, "Why would they want to know if I had sex or not?" So, I answered "No" (rather than list whether I was a male or female).
i used to believe that babies came from outer space when aliens dropped them off in your house.
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my cousin used to think sex was just kissing with your clothes off.....
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When I was a kid, I remember seeing paperback romance novels and noting that when men were strong they had large breasts just like the women.
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When I was about 12, I started my period. My mom had not told me about it yet, because she didn't start until she was 14, so she figured I wouldn't. Needless to say, I thought that I was dying! I didn't tell her for a few days, stuffing toilet paper in my panties. I was so scared! I thought I had a disease. Finally I got scared enough to tell her that I was bleeding down there, and she was all like ," Oh, that's normal"
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I used to think that eating watermelon seeds got you pregnant. When I ate one purpously to get pregnant, and I never did, I was crushed!
i used to believe that people were born when you popped a balloon - please dont ask where that came from but it wasnt until i was in year 6 (when we got taught about it) that i actually stopped believing that
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When I was young my mom conscientiously offered to teach me about sex and the difference between boys and girls. She said that we could look at pictures if it would make explaining things easier. She meant in a medical book. I thought she meant pictures of her and my dad having sex. Needless to say, I was terrified and said no.
i used to think that man also had a vagina
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When i was little I once asked a grown-up what "pregnant" meant. "Well Gary," she said, "It means BEING WITH CHILD."......huh?? What good is that explanation for an 8 year-old? Anyhow, as children tend to do, I took this explanation very literally, and thought that anyone who was with other children must be pregnant. (Being with child = with children ) One day I was at my aunts, and she asked me if I'd seen my cousin Emma...."Yes" I said....."She's pregnant with Barry in the back garden!"
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When I was little, about 4 or 5 years old, I thought to have a baby all you had to do was say out loud "I want to have a baby." One day I said that and I started crying almost because I thought I was actually going to have one!
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I used to think that if a black woman or man and a white woman or man had a baby, it would be Asian.
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When I was in about 4th grade in catholic school they finally gave us a sex-ed class. Much of what the teacher told us I already knew... but then they began to discuss how in some cases they need take the egg out of the woman and fertilize it in a dish and put it back in the woman. Knowing that masturbation is looked down upon by the church, I remember asking how they got the sperm out of the man, but I don't remember getting any answer..... I went on to believe there must be some sort of surgery involved.
I had NO idea that sex and getting pregnancy were linked until I was 12. I thought that a woman would just spontaneously become pregnant one day, not to mention that I had been told the baby came out of her belly button. I also was completely unaware of penetration in sex, that sex was solely recreational and involved two people getting naked and kissing.
Boy, was that ever a shocking day of health class.
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During my early years, i used to believe that woman would go to the hospital so thatthey would buy.......i never knew or even thought anything about birth
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when i was a little girl i used to think that a woman didn't have a choice in getting pregnant. I thought when it was the "right" time a baby just started growing in womens bellys. I was so afraid that one day one would start growing in me.
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My Dad told me when I was about three that I had broken my butt and I didn't believe him until he told me to go to the bathroom and look in the mirror and see for myself. I started crying really bad and was upset for the whole day until my mom came home and explained it wasn't broken and that everyone's butt had a crack.